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Purgatory.

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

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The Devil: Purgatory... Mwa ha ha ha ha ha....

Smeck the demon: Ha ha ha ha ha ha.......

Bob: What? What is it?

The Devil: We made that up. ;D

From God, The Devil and Bob. A great show while it lasted.

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Purgatory

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

(Click on a level for more info)

Level  Who are sent there?  Score

Purgatory  Repenting Believers  Extreme

Level 1 - Limbo  Virtuous Non-Believers  Very High

Level 2  Lustful  Low

Level 3  Gluttonous  Low

Level 4  Prodigal and Avaricious  Very Low

Level 5  Wrathful and Gloomy  Low

Level 6 - The City of Dis  Heretics  Very Low

Level 7  Violent  Low

Level 8- the Malebolge  Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers  Low

Level 9 - Cocytus  Treacherous  Very L

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I seem to be very definitely in Limbo. Fair enough. Wouldn't it be a bit cramped in Heaven, if God is there, and is infinite?

Especially given that Heaven is described in the bible (I forget where) as an are working out to be significantly smaller than the moon.

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But a vast majority of people go to hell and socialist hell is jacked up while capitalist hell is empty because socialist hell always runs out of oil,fire,whips and ropes while capitalist is full of them. ;)

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