Re: X-MAS SONGS

[ordos45]

Post your ideas or complete versions here.

"Dashing through the sand in a one sandworm slope and sleigh, over the dune we go laughing all the way," begins a chorus.

[exatreide]

Deck the executricx with thoughts of solaris fa la la la la la la.

[evilbaronatreides]

HAHAHAHA humorous indeed :) ;) :D ;D. how about: Twas the night before the Jihad and all through the Keep, not a fremen was stirring, not even Muad'Dib

[thomas]

"the baron is coming tonight"

[ordos45]

Duncan the red nosed swordmaster.

[thomas]

"this comes on a 2 cd set for $22.95, thats right $22.94"

telemarkers selling dune x-mas songs ;D ;D

[evilbaronatreides]

"and don't forget that classic I Saw Mommy being tortured by Raban's Claws"

[ordos45]

"Silent Worm, Holy Worm"  ;D

"Come see the lights on the eight days of Channakauh (or however you spell it).  In the time of Secret Israel..."  

(Those of you who paid any attention in Heretics and Chapterhouse will get the Secret Israel reference.)

"Hark the harold Fremen scream..."

[thomas]

on the first day of jihad my opponent gave to me, 1 stone burner.

[fthg42]

New!

[quoudam72]

And don't forget the all time favorite by Maud'Dib "Harkonnens Skinned by an Open Fire"

And the Tleilaxian motion picture production of "Miracle in Axtol Tank #34"

Also hear the Harkonnen Mass-Destruction Choir sing "Wreck The Halls" You know the chorus "Wreck the halls with dev-a-sta-tors fa la la la la lalalaaaa"

And last but not least hear St. Alia-of-the-Knife sing "Here Comes Maud'Dib" and "Baron Vlidimir Harkonnen Your a Mean One" ;)

[fthg42]

hahaha!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  good one

But the 3-CD set will have to come with an additional DVD for the movie...

[ordos45]

Don't forget a song about Santa and his Ixians (elves).  ;D

[nemafakei]

While sandworms watched their spice by night,

All burrowed underground,

The angler of the lord came down,

And stole all the sandtrout.

[quoudam72]

Here comes Maud'Dib, here comes Maud'Dib rid-ing-on Shai-Hu-lud.....

[exatreide]

perump perump little freman warrior  perump ump ump ump ump ump he has no gift for maud'dib perump ump ump ump ump ump ump ump ump let me use my crsknife for you perump ump ump ump ump ump ump ump

[quoudam72]

Shai-Hulud is coming are you listening

Freman warriors are gathering are you listening

We're walking along singing our battle song

Walking in the hot Arrakis sand..........

[evilbaronatreides]

Jingle Bells, sietchs smell

they smell like rotten eggs

Paul lost his Voice

and Baron said he was gay

[quoudam72]

O' Shai-Hu-lud

O' Shai-Hu-lud

How hot thy innards burn from the spice gases....

[BaronMoritani]

Reposting this from the landsraad

http://communities.msn.com/TheLandsraad

By DuneFan

You know Leto and Jessica,

and Paul and Alia,

and Gurney and Duncan,

and  Thufir and Yueh,

But do you recall

The most infamous Atreides of all?

Yueh the Tattooed Doctor

Had a very deadly tooth,

And when he got to use it,

The Baron would soon learn the truth.

All of the House Harkonnen

Plotted when they heard his name;

They captured poor Lady Yueh

And Yueh was never the same.

Then before it was time to leave,

Piter came to say:

"Yueh won't you save your wife,

   By handing over Duke Leto's life?"    

Then how the Harkonnen loved him

As they shouted out with glee,

"Yueh, the traitorous doctor,

You'll go down in history."

[fthg42]

*applauds heavily, then reacts in surprise when hands fall off*

Yueh, the tattooed Doctor.  Man, I see fame and fortune for THAT song!

[evilbaronatreides]

dude, that was rockin!!!! best song so far!!!!

[ordos45]

that is the best one yet BaronMoritani

[BaronMoritani]

Thanks guys! That was made by 'raad creator DuneFan.

You can visit our site where he has a bunch of these at:

http://communities.msn.com/TheLandsraad

[evilbaronatreides]

wow...their is always a bigger Dune fanatic on the other side