chairdog?

[Zopwx2]

what the hell is a chairdog? is it some kind of genitically alterd animal that you sit on? is it some high-tech moldy chair? please explain this piece of furniture!

[TMA_1]

They are genetically mutated animals that conform to the body whan sat upon. They also vibrate and massage based on your state of emotions. say your depressed, they sense the chemicals coming out of your body by the pores and so on, then they react accordingly. They are extremely low on the thought level. they have very basic instincts. Usually though they are very lovable creatures and can last a long time, they only get better by the age you have used them. Learn more on Chairdogs in the Pandora trilogy and whipping star trilogy. Also the later Dune novels talk about them a bit more.

[Zopwx2]

sounds like a tleiaxu invention

[AlteaDeo]

as far s I can remember, yes, it is.

[TMA_1]

yeah you could be right altea. I remember hearing about something like that. I want one. they sound damn comfortable.lol

[Vanguard3000]

i think I'd be like Teg. I would rather stand than sit in a living creature.

[AlteaDeo]

yeah, if it would be something mechanic (damn Jihad ;p) I would, but a living being..... ;)

[The_Sadukar]

what's wrong whit sitting on a living creature, if it makes the creature happy ???

[Vanguard3000]

What makes you think it would be happy if someone were sitting on it? Besides, I still wouldn't like it. I'd never trust them.

[Acriku]

What makes you think it thinks or feels at all?

[AlteaDeo]

what makes you think it doesn't?

[TMA_1]

lol of course it does. it talks about the sounds of pleasure it releases when somebody sits on it. they dont think or feel in a human sense, but they are similar to pets in the fact that they do have basic BASIC emotions. So they do feel good or feel bad. basic feelings.

[Acriku]

So if they like it, what's the problem?

[TMA_1]

people... read above. Stupid people!!! lol :)

[Zopwx2]

i wonder if they have to feed it...

its still kind of creepy sitting on somthing, but id rather not stand. :)

[Alexander_Ordos]

Ahh one thing TMA, why would F.H mean, what you described, a Chairdog perhaps he thought it to be something elese that in your mentioned books or these are his books ???

[Inhuien]

The clue I think is in there name chairDog,, as in not chairSlug. He does mention once or twice the reaction of a chairdog when sat upon, and TMA

[TMA_1]

I see what you mean alexander but they sound so alike in their discriptions that I just decided thats what it is. also I agree inhuien. You gotta respect the tleilaxu.