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Stop Cutting My Pizza Slices in Half!!!!


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I am NOT joking.

I have a deep abiding hatred in the depths of my soul for all establishments that cut my pizza slices in half without ASKING first. Pizza slices cut in half SUCK. Then I can only eat one tiny half at once, and it ruins the whole ambience and enjoyment of my dining experience. I am not a baby therefore I can't have my food being chopped into little babyish-pieces for no good reason, ESPECIALLY when there is NO REASON for them to do it other than to cater to a few babyish customers... but even so they could always ASK if I want it cut before ASSUMING (assumption is the mother of all ****-ups!) that I want it cut!

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Once again, I state my position: Shop at Publix.

Get your behind down here and shop at Publix. It is then will your soul be soothed to calmness.

  • 8 months later...
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Yes dont get so angry over pizza..

Note*- after reading my post Navaros has since agreed to let the pizza shops serve him sliced pizza without having to ask first.

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