Survey: Why did the chicken cross the road?

[nemafakei]

DOS Chicken: Poultry comand or file name.

Basic Chicken:

10 dim chicken

20 dim road as long

30 chicken goto road

[ordos45]

Red Alert:

Romanov: Comrade chicken, thank you for crossing road to betray Americans.

Tanya: Listen Commander, there isn't time to save the chicken.

Eva: Chicken in sector four of quadrant five of the road.

Dugan: Chicken! Chicken! Chicken! Can't we all just cross the road together?

Yuri: I am Yuri, you will cross the road for me.

[Razorox]

Red Alert:

Yuri: I am Yuri, you will cross the road for me.

LOL, that's a good one ;D.

[DjCiD]

has the chicken dune gone yet:

"It is by will alone I set my chicken in motion...

I must not fear the road. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-road that

brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit the cars to pass over me

and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the other side to see its

path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.... on the other side of the road" ;D

[Gerf]

nice 1!!!!

I like the I am Yuri, u will cross the road!

Very good!

[nemafakei]

You mean "I will permit the cars to pass over me

and through me"

[DjCiD]

You mean "I will permit the cars to pass over me

and through me"

ahh that works better ;D i must edit it. ;D

ok where did "It is by will alone I set my mind in motion" come from ? is that just in the movie not the book?

[TMA_1]

well david lynch wrote taht little gem. he wrote the screen play. so... yup.lol

[gryphon]

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

- We just have to cross the road. Don't you understand. Behind this road we can never be free.

"Is there a holliday behind the road ?"

- No Babs, something even better. Our freedom.

[ Ginger to all the chickens in Mrs. Tweedy's chicken farm. ]