Atreides/Harkonen family ties?

[evilbaronatreides]

but you have yet to meet our secret weapon: Southern spice fried goldfish!!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!! take that inhaler boy!!!

[quoudam72]

*shakes a clutched fin toward evilbaronaterides*

That's Mister Inhaler Your Highness of Fishyness you big-mouth Bass!!!!!! You just wait when I get you I'm going to down home cook you Louisiana Style!!!!!

[fthg42]

Damn trh5000 and the others.

[fthg42]

****EELSIGN.  EELSIGN.****

EEL ATTACK.  UNIT LOST.

[fthg42]

*throws hot oil at Fedaykin-Sandwalker*

Take that!  We of House Goldfish TRAIN in hot oil!  House Piranha will BURN, BURN like an Atreides in Inkvine!!!

Now someone help me with that deep-fryer.

[thomas]

Gets some french fries out ;D

[quoudam72]

"The eel units have attacked with success next send in my Portugese-Man-O-War attack units to netrualize their goldfish infantry units. Prepare the hot butter and lemon oil sauce catapults. Ready the Shishk-a-bob archers to follow the catapults." yells Lord Piranakus mounted atop his black seahorse.

"Have two volleys of the archers after the catapults are launched beyond their front line. Send word to Ex about the readiness of the descaler what-do-you-call-it!!!!! Make it now!!!!" orders Lord Piranaikus as an infantry man leaves as commanded.

"Goldfish, goldfish, o pretty goldfish this is your end, you'll see why I'm called Lord Piranakus Iron Fin. Muhahahahahhahah cough, cough, weeeeeezzzzzzzz and spits a huge loogie.

[thomas]

heehee ;D * drops 25 sand trout in the water.**quietly walks away*

goldfish are good but can't go between me and my lobster.  :)

*walks up to fed and ex slowly with his hands up to show he is unarmed* I dropped some sand trout in the water better get your troops out, I have some "rusty" full oil rigs an "accident" or two may happen at the ememy lake. :D ;D

[fthg42]

Traitor.  *throws dart at trh5000*

Prepare to die, Lord Piranhakus.  You are no match for the Goldfish Executrix and its forces!

Perhaps you can withstand hot oil.  But can you withstand this?

*activates a maelstrom under House Piranha's forces and watches with glee as the infantry and vehicles are sucked underwater and destroyed*

[fthg42]

Prepare to die, Lord Piranhakus.

[fthg42]

*discovers the oil rigs*

Hey, why is this leaking?  Oh well.  *prepares some more goldfish in it*

Unfortunately for YOU, "Lard" Piranhakus, I have just made an alliance with the sharks.  Prepare for a "surprise."

Oh, and that inhaler you have is actually filled with liquid mercury.  Take THAT!!!

[quoudam72]

::) ??? ::) ??? ::) ??? ::)

Wait a minute, wait a minute first of all I have IMed trh5000 about his posting I'm tyring to get him to make it a part of the story, second before you can do anything with sharks you have to answer may attack on you with a counter attack. I mean I like what you did with the maelstrom and all but come on let's not get too powerful here it takes away from the fun.

[nampigai]

Hey I'm send by Shaking Stevens and Bj

[exatreide]

*sneeks up behind feyd and slits is throat*. he is out of the way master.

[evilbaronatreides]

wow im Baron evilbaronatreides!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Prepare to feel the wrath of the goldfishes!!!!! *prepares hot oil death ray* FIRE!!!!!

[quoudam72]

Thanks Ex remind me to reward you for your quick thinking.

[fthg42]

Sorry about that..but remember that I still have an oil leak to deal with, plus you never know when sharks will go to the highest bidder and turn traitor.

*sigh*  I can't do all this by myself!!!  I'm only 42 people as one!!!  *breaks down and sobs wildly*

:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

[fthg42]

And the maelstrom disabled what I was going to do with oil and other such attacks.  And I lost my homing beacon.   :P

[fthg42]

All right then, let's set up a systematic way to battle.  Like a Great Convention.

House Goldfish will Defend, Prepare, and Attack each turn.  With what resources we have and can get.

We wish to control the seas and eliminate all competitors.  All other considerations are trivial.

House Piranha?

[ordos45]

I command a rouge faction of Anti-Goldfish Special Forces.  BTW Rules of War and Articles of War are a littl eout the window.  *one of my operatives walks by dropping a few vials of toxic waste into the goldfish spawning grounds*

[thomas]

I am a goldfish junkie turned anti goldfish, I just sabotoge stuff. :)

[fthg42]

We need a Judge of the Change.  Someone who is completely neutral and will not participate in this War of Assassins and Fish.

[alphabeta4000]

traitor! how could you do this trh5000? I'm heart recked. And why the **** is evil baron atreides the duke oh well. my lovely gold fish. We must flee and find a place of peace. Takes over 1000 gold fish and finds a quiet planet to live on and lives happily. and no one follows him or ruins it

[nampigai]

I can be the judge, jury and executioner. If anyone do anything illegal, I'll have to put them in a pain-ampifier, or something worse ;D

[fthg42]

Very Well.  Feyd_Rautha is the Judge of the Change, alphabeta4000 has taken some of the goldfish population and governs them peacefully on another planet which is not to be included in the war,  and I as the Goldfish Executrix must carry out the War of Assassins against House Piranha and other factions.

Feyd_Rautha, propose a Great Convention.