Monty Python

[nampigai]

Have you seen the scetch on WC in Seek and Hideing lol  ;D

[daniel]

wut about thre nights of ne...or the trojan "project" lol in the holy grail?

[Timenn]

yes, the trojan rabbit �;D ;

But a very good part is when they cross the bridge of death - intermission �;D - and then the movie continues.... 8)

[Acriku]

My least fave part of HG was Castle Anthrax. It was boring.  ::)

My friends at school put on mp3 clips of the movie loud everyday. It's so fun :)

[daniel]

lol and no one gets in trouble?? i means something they say is prett...well....um.........cough cough.....

yes the trojan...its like we get in after it was already dragged in lol

[Alia_of_the_Knife]

Ecki ecki ecki ecki buckien rumpion ra! (Or the nights that up until recently said NI!)

SHE'S A WITCH!

She turned me into a newt!

A newt?

...........I got better!  Burn her anyway!

A five-ounce bird cannot carry a one-pound coconut!!!!!!!!!!

[judoka]

Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale....

Man, It doesn't get any better tha Dune & Monty Python together...

I have shooting script from the Holy Grail (Yeah, I'm a fanatic)

You should see the scenes they threw out and never filmed.

Instead of swallows, it was originally ants...

Python dialog is a mainstay in coversations with my brothers.

Every phone call starts with "Oh!  How'd ya do!"

And somewhere in the conversation comes:

What sort of ballistic missle is that then?

[daniel]

wut about the castle of all 18 yr old girls ?? lol now that was major HINTING funny.....its like non its was my twin and i will get her and u must SPANK her lol

[nemafakei]

"A five-ounce bird cannot carry a one-pound coconut"

What about two of them, or a team? On a piece of string?

And are we taliking African or European here?

[Acriku]

An African swallow maybe. But not a European swallow that's my point.

Uh...if we were to build a large badger...*Thwap*

[Timenn]

What's the avarage speed of an swallow?

?? How do you mean, an African or an European?

I don't know... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

[Ligic_Tha_Master]

"Bring us a bush, and we shall let thee pass."

[Acriku]

You will cut it down with...A HERRING! *dramatic chord*

My fave is:

Yes! It was the dreaded three-headed knight!

The fiercest creature for yards around!

But second, after second, Robin held his own.

But the onslaught grew too much for this brave knight.

Scarcely, with his armor damped, when Robin, suddenly - dramatically, changed his tactics!...*Music* Brave Sir Robin ran away *Music*

[evilbaronatreides]

im glad they ate those damn minstrels. The only thing i have to complain about is that the French kept the castle. I fart in their general direction. NIE!!!!!

[Alia_of_the_Knife]

No no!

[daniel]

LO.....yah the shrubbery thingy..and pan please cut that out.,......ur more annoying than i am now lol

[Acriku]

Why is the part where the 3-Headed Knight talks about biscuits in the movie but I have a clip where the narrator talks about them, which is my fave (read up)?

[daniel]

lol..........read it

[nemafakei]

All things dull and ugly,

All creatures short and squat,

All things rude and nasty,

The Lord God made the lot.

Each little snake that poisons,

Each little wasp that stings,

He made their brutish venom.

He made their horrid wings.

All things scabbed and ulcerous,

All pox and viral strains,

Putrid, foul and gangrenous,

The Lord gave us such pains.

Each nasty little hornet,

Each beastly, slimy squid,

Who made the spikey urchin?

Who made the sharks - He did!

All things sick and cancerous,

All evil great and small,

All things foul and dangerous,

The Lord God made them all.

It's not quite the original, but close enough.

[daniel]

lol which scene??

[nemafakei]

Not a film, a sketch.

[evilbaronatreides]

hehehe...you know what sucks? BBC America only plays Monty Python on occasion! That pisses me off!

[Acriku]

What is BBC?

[nampigai]

The British Broadcasting Corporation

[Alia_of_the_Knife]

Eer!  I'm annoying?  I'm having fun.  I'm just quoting!

Your arm's cut off!

'Tis only a flesh would!

Vhat is your name!

Sir Lancelot of Camelot.

Vhat is your quest?

I seek the holy grail!

Vhat is your favorite color?

Blue!

You may pass.

Vhat is your name?

Sir Robin.

Vhat is your quest?

I seek the Holy Grail.

What is the capital of Asseria?

What?  I don't know that?!

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

Vhat is your name?

Sir Galahad of Camelot!

Vhat is your quest?

I seek the Holy Grail!

Vhat is your favorite color?

Blue!..........No, I mean....YELOOOOOWW!

Vhat is your name?

I am King Arthur of Camelot!

Vhat is your quest?

I seek the Holy Grail!

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

What? What do you mean?  An african or a European swallow?  (And are they carrying coconuts?)

Vhat?  I don't know that!  AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

One, two, five!

Three, sir, three!

Odd sentence:  Mr. Frodo, I think we took a wrong turn at Albuqurque!  Mr. Frodo?  Mr. FRODO!