Are you Paranoid Quiz

[ordos45]

I made up a quiz on an X-Files Board in their off-topic part.  I just want to test it all on you, and see your responses.  Actually it is 2 seperate quizzes on their board so remember to score each individually.

Here is a little test.

1. When a car follows you do you...

A. Assume you are being followed?

B. Think it is a coincidence?

C. Remember making the local Mafia mad?

D. Know they have come for you because you know too much.

2. You just watched an X-Files Marathon how do you feel...

A. Scared

B. Like laughing.

C. Neither.

D. Paranoid that they are coming for you.

3. When you got to bed you have what on your tabletop...

A. A pencil.

B. A glass of water.

C. Hygene items.

D. Any weapon that can kill.

4. Which do you think is most plausible?

A. That the US government is watching your computer. (I believe they are watching mine.)

B. That terrorists have targetted you for death.

C. That Disco will come back in style do to mind contorl.

D. That you know too much about the US governments dirty little secret and that they have arranged an accident to happen to you.

5. After you go to the dentist...

A. You think "That wasn't so bad."

B. I hope I get more cavities.

C. Is (s)he really an alien in disguise?

D. OMG they planted a radio in my filling to listen in on everything I say!

Well that is part 1 of the quiz.

A is worth 1 point. B is worth 3 points. C is worth 4 points. D is worth 10 points due to how outrageous they are.

1-10 Not paranoid, you are so trusting that someoen could mug you and you knew it was an accident.

11-20 Are you mentally healthy? You exhibit signs of paranoia but also other disturbing mental things.

21-up You are paranoid, your life is almost a copy of the X-Files in paranoia. Or is it? Are they really watching you?

More to come question and scale wise. This was just for fun and I will give you all my score just to show its just for fun, I scored 23 points?! Ok, guess I am paranoid.

I told u this was coming.  Quiz 2

1. You attend a political rally, you expect...

A. To fall asleep.

B. For one of the candidates to read a typo wrong.

C. For someone to stop you at security.

D. For one candidate to be assassinated or for the building to be bombed.

2. The airline lost your luggage. Do you assume...

A. It is in some country you cannot pronounce.

B. It didn't make the flight and you will reunite with it later.

C. That it has been stolen.

D. That "they" took it to learn more about you.

3. You apply for a position at the FBI do they...

A. Look over your application, interview you, and run a background check.

B. Search your car for bombs.

C. Hold you at gunpoint until you leave.

D. Blow up your car, shoot at you, then capture and torture you to see how much you know.

4. You are searching for evidence of an alien landing. Which of these is most likely to happen?

A. You find nothing.

B. You find what may be evidence, but it is circumstantial.

C. You meet two FBI agents who tell you the X-Files is based on their cases.

D. You find proof and are now on the run, viewing this forum from a secure location which randomizes your IP address every few minutes.

5. You want to join an X-Files Fan Club, whose out of these choices would you join if you could choose only one?

A. The Mitch Pileggi Fan Club

B. The Gillian Anderson Fan Club

C. The "I Want To Believe" Fan Club.

D. What fan club, you aren't joining a fan club. They'll be able to track you then.

Ok same system for scoring as last time, and my score is a massive 37 points. I'm paranoid.

[jacobdouds]

Quiz 1: 44 (eep...)

Quiz 2: 40 (opps)

I think I may need help.

[ordos45]

Oh come on guys, I know you all would be fun to see scores on this quiz for.  I even told you all mine.  And so far only Jacob has responded.

[thomas]

I i.. I am scares ordos there after me... :'(

[ordos45]

Don't worry Scytale, on the X-Files board I posted it on I was accused of working for "them"

[jacobdouds]

The Ordos are after you Scytale. We will get you, run while you still can.

[thomas]

*changes appearence to match stilgars* wait I already look like stilgar, noooo. i am a male facedancer.  So I can only change appearence to match other guys' anyone ge it?

[exatreide]

shhhhhhhhh be quite. are you stupid or somthing dont you know that the STOTGU(secret telexui organation to get you) is watching us? be careful. I must leave before thay trace this

[Dub_c]

For tha first one i got 10

And for tha second one i got 23 which i thought was weird :D

[ordos45]

ok so the second quiz was a little more extreme.

1. Your friend tells you there is a Christian Conspiracy to rule the world.  Do you...

A.  Laugh in their face.

B.  Ask them if they are kidding.

C. Stare suspicously at the Priest.

D. Go take CNN hostage proclaiming about the conspiracy.

2. You live next to someone who is rumored to be in the mafia, do you...

A. Don't believe it.

B. Stay on their good side just in case.

C. Stay far away wearing a bullet proof vest.

D. Be an idiot and fall in love with their daughter and get pulled in.

3. So you think someone is blackmailing the Student Council, do you...

A. Do nothing and trust that things will right themselves.

B. Ponder the thought.

C. Investigate.

D. Investigate, find proof, blackmail the blackmailer, and then know you are being watched at all times by "them".

4.  So you just discovered the Fountain of Youth, do you...

A. Drink from it and tell a few friends about it.

B. Don't drink from it, what's immortality worth anyhow?

C. Drink from it and hide it with lots of debris.

D. Drink from it and strap the thing with a nuke before "they" can find it and use it for their own evil ways.

5. You take this quiz, do you...

A. Not question why I am presenting it.

B. Wondering why you are taking it.

C. Thinking I am gathering data on your mental health.

D. You know I am gathering data on your mental health to use against you at a later date, tracking your IP address, and having you watched by members of The Company...so that you can be assassinated later.

My score is 31.

[Ligic_Tha_Master]

For the first- 32

For the second- 41 (oops)

For the third- 38

I miiiiiight be paranoid...

[Gobalopper]

My answer will go here when I find the time to finish my university work and take the test, damn Prolog to the deepest depths of hell!

[Dub_c]

i think i failed this one coz i got 44 :(

im still normal

[nemafakei]

I got 0. I wouldn't have done any of these things...