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Mahdi

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They sure seemed interested after I cast off my loin-prison in the name of the WNP!

I got another new slogan from the pilot episode of Deadwood.  Now, along with "The Devil you Know", "At least he ain't lying about screwing you over", and "No worse than the other guys" we have:

"God fuck us all anyway, for the limber-dick cocksuckers we are".

Now that's eloquent.  Gonna have to hire that David Milch guy as my scriptwriter.

ordos45

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Neither do I.  Say, if I immigrate and you win the election, may I be Defense Minister of the...Canadian military...that's more like a peacekeeper group?

Mahdi

Mahdi

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Got a call from the conservative party asking me if they can count on my support this coming election. I told them no, I was running as the head of the Nihilist party. They said "oh" and hung up.

Guess they don't care.

Sweet.  That means more support for me come election day!

Democracy simply doesn't work.

Vote totalitarian.

Paid for by the William Nihilist Party.

Ninja_Sher

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Then vote for the green party. :)

Why NDP seems good to me ( beware looks can be deceiving though ).

Jack Layton looked Charismatic in the debate.

Stepher Harper looks arrogant.

An Mr. Martin says this,"Just spare this election guys or I will never ever have chance again".

Oh the Duceppe does not know what the hell he is actually doing.

And for Mr. Chretien ... Hail to the cheif who got stabbed by the other cheif ( started singing ).

Mahdi

Mahdi

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Liberal: 136

Conservative: 88

NDP: 28

Bloc: 54

Marjiuana/Marxist-Lenninest/green/whatever: 1

A minority government.  Yay.  We get to do all of this again in a few months!

SurlyPIG

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I think the one "other" seat was won by some old pseudo-conservative guy who was either too freaky or not freaky enough for the real conservatives.

Gobalopper

Gobalopper

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Or he was sick at some point? I'm not sure but they mentioned it briefly and I thought I heard something about him being in the hospital...

Current totals from Global:

LIB - 134

PC - 98

PQ - 54

NDP - 21

IND - 1

Andrew

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Final results:

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PEI said NO to Steven Harper. PEI also most likely had the highest voter turnout in the 70% range.

Glad it's a minority. Now the governemnt actually has to work together to make canada a better place.

Funny how Canada is now a 5 "party" government. What is the U.S.? a two party?

The Green party got a hell of a lot of votes.

Sharon labchuk in our district got over a 1000 votes with 5.5% of the popular vote. I think in the last election they got only 4 votes. ;)

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Vanguard3000

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Now the governemnt actually has to work together to make canada a better place.

No, now we're at the mercy of the Bloc for the next little while, until we have to do everything all over again.

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