Jokes Thread Two

[Khan]

I didnt think they were so good. :-

[Atomic Mitten]

I agree, but I think you have to be an American to properly understand their Politics.

So what doesn't seem funny to us, is probably very funny for them.

When we make jokes about Tony Blair, they probably wouldn't understand either.

Apart from him being a Lawyer(attorney) I mean who would trust a lawyer anyway ?

and actually vote him into power.That's the biggest joke of this century. lol

;)

[Cyborg]

The second one was a bit funny due to the music and all, but the first one was completely tasteless, and I feel sad about Bush being treated like that.

I don't think he's the best politician, but he doesn't deserve that kind of humiliation and bad treatment.

[ordos45]

http://members.cox.net/taylorlodes/undergod2.jpg Everyone please do as the sign says... (just kidding)

[Atomic Mitten]

You Guy's ever heard of Bob Newhart ?

The U.S.S Codfish for example or the driving instructor.

[Andrew]

Ordos 45 yours was ok, But I like this one much better.

everyone read it!!

;) ;)

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[ordos45]

Oh no! One nation under Gob!! *laughs*

[Anathema]

That's funny, but what is this Homeland Security anyway? I heard of it, but got no idea what it is.

[GhostHunter]

Homeland Security is a department that formed after the September 11th attacks. Basically, it's main purpose is to in-sure the safety of America from terrorist attacks, and hopefully invasions...(Yeah, I'm watching you Dutchmen...) ;D

Anyways, good jokes...Though I haven't looked at the movies yet.

[Anathema]

Caution: sexism ahead

[hide]Girlfriends are like condoms: sometimes they're on your dick, but most of the time they're in your wallet.[/hide]

[Atomic Mitten]

Why are women of 50 plus like Australia ?

Because everybody knows where it is but nobody wants to go there ! ;D