Mordecai

744: you write a new dune novel 745: you would write a new dune novel but you know it is sacriledge 746: you watch Star Wars and Star Trek and complain that they get all the science wrong - shields not exploding when hit by lasers, space being folded without spice, etc. 747: in your heart you know that all the plants and grass outside will be gone in a year or so and the sand will come back 748: you never wash - it is a waste of water 749: you crouch down every time you stop moving and wait for the camouflage to switch on 750: you delete half your computer's system files at random every two months to stop it turning into a thinking machine

743: you call the UN the Landsraad

I play 1, 2 and the add-on for 2. Why?

732: you drink any liquid you can get your hands on, reasoning that there must be so much water going to waste 733: you go to hospital after drinking a puddle of muddy water 734: you don't go to hospital because you put the muddy water in the right part of your home-made stillsuit so it got processed 735: Your stillsuit is so efficient that you don't even need the muddy water 736: you put your younger brother in charge of Canada (except you call it Lankiveil) 737: You declare yourself Padishah Emperor of the known universe 738: you get prescience and declare yourself Padishah Emperor of the unknown universe 739: you eat oddly coloured sand and get surprised when you feel sick 740: you buy out NASDAQ and call it CHOAM 741: you know your way around every street in Arakeen, but can't find the way to the bathroom 742: you don't need to find the way to the bathroom because you're wearing a stillsuit

726: you dig up slugs and eat them, declaring them to be delicious Tleilaxu Slig meat 727: you spend all day in a tank full of cinnamon trying to fold space 728: you write background stories for all those minor characters who only got a sentence each in the books 729: you wear a diamond-shaped piece of cardboard on your forehead and try to treat people who have the flu 730: you would live in the sahara, but you don't know any Sietchs there. 731: you hit people with bits of ivy and look surprised when they don't get scars all over their faces

I built up a wall round my base with Kobra defenses, then when it was completely secure built tons of infiltrators and destroyed the enemy base. This left me able to build a taskforce of sardine elite, fedaykin and... more infiltrators, with which I surrounded and killed the Emperor. Hooray! Time for tea! Mordecai