SandChigger Posted May 29, 2010 Share Posted May 29, 2010 Stand up straighter, little man,And give your pantaloons a hoist.I certainly need no Dune instructionFrom the dorsally moist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrFlibble Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 Shimmering sun-burnt orange desertUnder shadows Muad'Dib emergesAbove hawk swoops<i><b>The meter's all wrong.The imagery, trite.And worst of all?Fremen travel by night.</b></i> ;D<i><b>Spawn of a louseMuad'Dib was a mouse!And if fremen slept by day'Twas to escape the sun's rays</b></i>Stand up straighter, little man,And give your pantaloons a hoist.I certainly need no Dune instructionFrom the dorsally moist.;DAbsolutely lovable, we need more! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnoldo Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 Stand up straighter, little man,And give your pantaloons a hoist.I certainly need no Dune instructionFrom the dorsally moist.'Tis true you have no need to learn 'bout DuneFrom someone as base as IBut I have learned from youFools proclaim themselves the most Dune wise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandChigger Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 'Tis true you have no need to learn 'bout DuneFrom someone as base as IBut I have learned from youFools proclaim themselves the most Dune wise.Tsk, tsk, little man!What a nasty thing to sayAbout your beloved heroesBrian Herb and KJA! ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnoldo Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 On wintry skies doth fireflies shineWaves of sound ripple downTowering mushrooms sprout o'er ground Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 There once was a man from NantucketWho said if he got a new Dune he would chuck itThen he ran into old Kevin J.Who saw him running and said, "Hey!"And the man kicked him in the balls and said "Suck it!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandChigger Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 On wintry skies doth fireflies shineWaves of sound ripple downTowering mushrooms sprout o'er groundMother of Memory,draw near with Thy Daughters!This misshapen manlingthinks himself Roger Waters!Of your "offerings" thus far(And I mean no offense!)this last proves you sillyand really quite dense.Fireflies light the summer,not wintry skies.And "doth" would be one,not multiple, flies!And mushrooms as fungilove warm, foetid spaces.Like the echoing voidsbehind fool midget faces.Give it up, little 'noldo,Your talents are spent.Flee back to DumbNovels!Or just go get bent. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandChigger Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 There once was a man from NantucketWho said if he got a new Dune he would chuck itThen he ran into old Kevin J.Who saw him running and said, "Hey!"And the man kicked him in the balls and said "Suck it!"Wolf has written a limerick down.Wolf has written a limerick down.Wolf has written a limerick down.And the writing's driven off my frown! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrFlibble Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 Oh yes, the limerick is cool ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnoldo Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 Tsk, tsk, little man!What a nasty thing to sayAbout your beloved heroesBrian Herb and KJA! ;D Ain't true they said they were the most dune geek-wiseLike those who create dune blog sites to criticizeAnd if they said they are the biggest dune fansWhy don't you lend a helping hand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnoldo Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 Mother of Memory,draw near with Thy Daughters!This misshapen manlingthinks himself Roger Waters!Of your "offerings" thus far(And I mean no offense!)this last proves you sillyand really quite dense.Fireflies light the summer,not wintry skies.And "doth" would be one,not multiple, flies!And mushrooms as fungilove warm, foetid spaces.Like the echoing voidsbehind fool midget faces.Give it up, little 'noldo,Your talents are spent.Flee back to DumbNovels!Or just go get bent. :)Fireflies may be flies or loss of reasonAnd wintry skies may be more than a season'Shrooms can be as sinister as Genghis KhanWhich you should know since you live in Japan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck Turgidson Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Fireflies may be flies or loss of reasonAnd wintry skies may be more than a season'Shrooms can be as sinister as Genghis KhanWhich you should know since you live in Japan!Arnoldo, you're wrongYour excuses are lameYou think like a mongEven preeks are ashamed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandChigger Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Ain't true they said they were the most dune geek-wiseLike those who create dune blog sites to criticizeAnd if they said they are the biggest dune fansWhy don't you lend a helping hand?With you I shan't the claims of hacks dispute,Just one niggling error of yours refute:<a href="http://www.hairyticksofdune.net">Hairy Ticks</a> is more than blog!And as for helping those "fans" rape DuneI'd rather with a kulon spoon!Now scurry back home, you silly mog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandChigger Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Fireflies may be flies or loss of reasonAnd wintry skies may be more than a season'Shrooms can be as sinister as Genghis KhanWhich you should know since you live in Japan!Whenever have fireflies meant "loss of reason"?(Thinking in Spanish again, amigo?)I do truly fear that you must be confused.(Even if not, you are still pendejo!)No link can I see between fungus and Khan,But you're history-challeng'd and here's why:Genghis is the Khan who ruled over China.The one who tried storming Japan: Kublai. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnoldo Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Whenever have fireflies meant "loss of reason"?(Thinking in Spanish again, amigo?)I do truly fear that you must be confused.(Even if not, you are still pendejo!)No link can I see between fungus and Khan,But you're history-challeng'd and here's why:Genghis is the Khan who ruled over China.The one who tried storming Japan: Kublai.You cannot reduce a poem to etymology The metaphors you plainly fail to seeMethinks there is nothing left to say in this matter'Cept, you can lead a Kulon  to waterBut you can't make it drink! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandChigger Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 You cannot reduce a poem to etymology The metaphors you plainly fail to seeMethinks there is nothing left to say in this matter'Cept, you can lead a Kulon  to waterBut you can't make it drink!All language can to etymology reduce.You speak from your backside again.Which makes me wonder, I now must confess,If you poop from above your chin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnoldo Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 Priests of old invoked the moonBleeding hearts did sway and swoonThe High Priests now conjure the iceAlas! the sheep won't think twice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandChigger Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 abus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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