A Joke

[Taqwa11]

Bush and Saddam decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They would have 5 years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world.

Saddam found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and bred them with the meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from the litter, and removed his siblings, which gave him all the milk. After 5 years, they came up with the biggest, meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were 5" thick and nobody could get near it.

When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up with a strange looking animal. It was a 9 foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for Bush because there was no way that this dog could possibly last 10 seconds with the Iraqui dog. When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of it's cage, and slowly waddled over towards Saddam's dog. Saddam's dog snarled and leaped out of its cage and charged the American Dachshund---but when it got close enough to bite, the Dachshund opened its mouth and consumed Saddam's dog in one bite. There was nothing left of his dog at all.

Saddam came up to Bush, shaking his head in disbelief, "We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working for 5 years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves."

"That's nothing,", said Bush. "We had Michael Jackson's plastic surgeons working for 5 years to make that alligator look like a weenie dog."

[Andrew]

That was funny, making fun of 2 different people.(although may belong in politics as it may turn out)

Must have been a big alligator to eat the dog. Also plastic surgery would be extensive for an alligator. I woudl have thought they would have use a lion or tiger.

[Elite47]

LOL thats the funniest political joke ive heard in a while. Nice Taq ;D

[thomas]

ROTFLMAO LOL that was good.

[Seal89999]

;D LOL thats great...........

[SurlyPIG]

LOL it's funny but I would think that Michael Jackson's plastic surgeons would make an aligator look more hideous rather than less...

[XCH]

That was great! Do you have any more?

[Taqwa11]

Here's another one you might like. :) Not quite as funny, in my opinion, but still good for a laugh:

In Tennessee, a guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale."

He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting

there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the mutt replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this

gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so

I told the CIA about my gift and in no time they had me

jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies

and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be

eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight

years running. The jetting around really tired me out, and

I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle

down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some

undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible

dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals.

Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

The owner says, "Ten dollars."

The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

The owner replies, "He's such a liar. He didn't do any of that stuff"

[Seal89999]

:D thats still pretty funny. Whats it with you and dog jokes taq? lol

[Taqwa11]

I don't know, but here is a link to my favorite dog cartoon:

http://www.wonderdog.com/farside.htm

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