Vilgent Wacthes Television

[GhostHunter]

 Well, I have Direct TV, you know the satellite television with just about every package and channel humanly available, hell I even got to watch the “National Arm Wrestling Federations Championship Rounds” now who wouldn’t want to indulge in more great paced action in the Arm Wrestling Federation? Any who I was sitting there on my coach eating some pizza that was just delivered, the t.v was on and I forget what I was watching but I do remember how it all happened….That damnable Subway commercial came on, you know where the lady asks what the sub is and he snaps his fingers and says Umpa about 100 times, to the point where you wanna jump at your t.v and start strangling him.

 Anyways I franticly searched for the remote as UMPA UMPA UMPA rang out through the room. Finding it under a blanket I quickly hit to channel 247 or something around that and sighed thinking I had escaped the evilness that is Subway. Ah but I was wrong, for ANOTHER DAMNABLE MARKETING GIMIC CAME ON! I now saw the horror that is the stupid dell interns, and I actually listened to this idiot say “so they call you the customizer then?” As I reached for the remote and before I could change it they launched the super weapon made within the deep realms of hell itself, STEVEN WAS BACK STEVEN WAS BACK! I heard the phrase I had uttered in my nightmares for many days “DUDE YOUR GETTING A DELL!”

 Screaming I reached and quickly changed the channel to be greeted by the evil words of verizon “Can you hear me now? Goooood!” What was even freaking worse was there was a woman that ran into him doing the same thing, it was the duo of infernal hell! I now threw the remote against the wall as it crashed and its batteries spilled out, but before it did that it changed the channel and I was greeted by Simon! Oh dear lord how I loathe American Idol, and Simon espically, I want someone to take a crowbar to his face. I moved quick to ram the batteries back in as the English accent started dissing out lame insults I think even a 4 year old could properly counter.

 Shoving the batteries in I changed the channel to be greeted by Sprints drug dealer advertisement, the man with the overcoat, I threw the remote and walked up turning the t.v off…What lesson I’ve learned today: Stick to the computer.

[Vanguard3000]

I agree. Television is largely digital cybercrap these days.

P.S.[hide]Zoom zoom! Heh heh heh.[/hide]

[rigel6669]

That is why i like the European satellite channels that do not use commercials. ;D

Non stop fun 24 hrs a day, the breaks are only filled with previews of what can be seen next or during the following days.

[ordos45]

Hmm, Dell, then Verizon, then Sprint...what a horrifying combo. What are the odds?

(Watches the Dell commercial with "The Customizer".)

[slaphapy]

lol i thought all those commercials were funny... well... after the first time.

"i customize every order that comes through here"

"so do they call you the customizer then?"

"no...no they don't"

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"Duuuuuuuuuuddddddeeeeeee your gettin a Dell!!!!!!!"

-side note: my bro got a dell, lol

[Vanguard3000]

Is this the site where that "Dell Dude Busted for Pot" article was going around?

[slaphapy]

so that's where that guy went....

[thomas]

;D ;D ;D ;DHAHAHAHA ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!! LOL thats funny wannabe californian gets busted for pot!! HAHAHA god jebus I hate californian wannabes I mean I do skate a little and do snowboard but not really so I spike my hair and wear "skate clothes" I also skratch adn like trance and house music and so what I say dude a lil bit im nOT A STEREOTYPICAL CALIFORNIAN!!!!!! :O :O :O >:(

[SurlyPIG]

I hate the verizon guy. I hate him I hate him I hate him. "Can you hear me now?" "YES YOU FRIGGING MORON SAME AS THREE SECONDS AGO!"

[Vanguard3000]

If you were on the other end, wouldn't you just get bored out of your skull and eventually go "Hello? You still there? I can't hear you!" Just to shut the moron up?