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"Those Crazy Corrino Girls!"

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A long time ago, in a forum far, far away, a thread was started asking what could have happened to the three unmentioned daughters of Shaddam IV (Josifa, Chalice, and Rugi). Being in a fun mood, I posted the following bit of crap that could be considered fan fiction.

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Josifa

Josifa was the Emperor's only son. You see, Josifa being the second born, Anirul was not yet a master at choosing the gender of her children (although she tricked the BG into thinking so, so that she could marry the man she had been obsessed with since childhood - the Emperor). However, since the Emperor was not terribly happy with changing diapers, the only ones to see Josifa in the nude were Anrul and a few BG-loyal nurses. The confused young boy was raised as the Emperor's daughter, so that the Emperor would still think he had no male heir.

Chalice

Chalice, although no imperial records say so, was NOT the son of Shaddam (although a Voice command made poor Shaddam think she was). Employing the Tleilaxu, Anirul had skin cells from Count Fenrig modified. She then artificially inseminated herself with these modified genes. With the Atreides heir being male, they tried to salvage things by breeding Paul with Chalice (who, of course, had the genes of Fenrig, a failed Kwisatz Haderach). Obviously, this attempt was unsuccessful. The Tleilaxu, suspecting importance in the Fenrig-cells, used them to create their own Kwisatz Haderach, which, as we know, was a failure.

Rugi

After the Corrinos were deposed by the Atreides and Fremen, the Emperor had Rugi cryogenically preserved by a renegade splinter group of the Ixians from planet Vii. Shaddam figured the Atreides would fall after a few centuries (The Guild said they had everything under control), and Rugi could be thawed out to live in more prosperous times (and hopefully become Empress of the TRUE Corrino line). but the Viians were discovered and destroyed by the Fremen during Paul's Jihad. Ixians managed to steal the preserved Rugi from the ruins of Vii. Eventually, LetoII found out about Rugi and, with his whimsical sense of irony, had her brain modified and implanted into his mechanical scribe, the Dicatatel (to record history, just like her nephew, Farad'n!).

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Anyway, let me know what you think. Also, any similar funny little stories are very welcome here.

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can u give the 3 sexy girls some 'profile' and say how they are 'appealing'

I never said they were sexy. Besides, Josifa was a dude! ;)

Frodo: Thanks.

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bad idea earth. it will take another 3 years to wright it, then i will die before dune 7 is released..

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That's very true.. although in the prequels (believe me or not) Anirul was giving the Emperor girls on purpose. :P

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