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I actually posted this in a tread but decided to make its own topic, admins can delte the other (I dont' think Im allowed)

I asked Gob if there was a place for jokes and funny stuff and he said it could go in the General section so here it is.

insanity test

Who here can pass? ;D

DjCiD

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:Dwho's arguing?

my isp has been down so haven't post here in a while so why not start off with a cure for those depressing hours waiting for a game.

Depressed?

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well well well look what I found burried on the next page ;D

well I am just warning if anyone is easily offened by vulgarite do not go here.

I am sorry for having to post this next link but i feel i need to share it with the world...

Fu*k, Sh*t, P*ss

I'm sorry but I  had to post that and share it with the world...  now I feel we are all a little more stupider (yes I know its not a word... it is a result of that link ;D)

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some of these may take time to load my connection is cable and it takes bout a min for it to get loaded....  I would tell you what it is but then it would spoil the surprise  ;D basicly its a music (if you want to call it that) video and vulgarity (F*uck, S*it, P*ss)  ;D but it has some funny stuff like G. W. and 'The Man' Gore  :P

but i haven't exactly figured the entire video out...  it gave me nightmares at first  ;D

well Im out to go to the great outdoors and do some  huntin and fishun (not really but I have to set up for the next site) so why not join me  ;D

JimBob Huntin and Fishun dont bring none of that panisy camping gear... just bring the beer ;D

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my father sent me this email - one of those kind makes u think but funny at same time ones....  still trying to get me to do #9 before we go out the door  ;D is funny kjnow because I find myself telling my son that  ;D

Sometimes we just need to remember what the  Rules of Life really are....(don't forget #9.)

  • 1.  Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.
  • 2.  You need only two tools:  WD-40 and duct tape. If it  doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't,  use duct tape.
  • 3.  The five most essential  words for a healthy, vital relationship:  "I apologize" and  "You are right."
  • 4.  Everyone seems normal  until you get to know them.
  • 5.  When you make  a mistake, make amends immediately...  It's easier to eat crow while  it's still warm.
  • 6.  The only really good  advice t! hat your mother ever gave you was, "Go...You might  meet somebody!"
  • 7.   If he/she says that  you are too good for him/her, believe them.
  • 8.  Learn to pick your battles...Ask yourself, "Will this matter one year from now?   How about one month? One week? One day?"
  • 9.  Never pass up an opportunity to pee.
  • 10.  If you woke up breathing,  congratulations...  You've  been given another chance!
  • 11.  Living well really  is the best revenge.  Being miserable because of a bad or  former relationship just might mean that the other person was  right about you.
  • 12  Work is good and important,!  but it's not THAT important.
  • 13.  And  finally, be really nice to your family and friends...  You never know when you are  going to need them to empty  your bedpan.

  • 1 month later...

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