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chatfsh

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When I was in my last year of college I had a dorm roommate who would wake up every morning making horrible noises as if she was hawking up a lung or something else equally disgusting.  This happened every

chatfsh

chatfsh

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You know, I have no idea.  Maybe it was just some incredibly annoying habit she developed without even thinking about it.  Once it was brought to her attention, however, she stopped.

Cyborg

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I like your style! I would probably have done something similar in myself. You cruel girl.

I didn't know you were that dirty. What about a dinner and a movie? ;)

Cyborg

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I always thought of you as this "nice girl" who never did anything wrong. Probably because you're a Christian. :P

However, I was wrong. You're as dirty as my brother's undies.

chatfsh

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I always thought of you as this "nice girl" who never did anything wrong. Probably because you're a Christian. :P

However, I was wrong. You're as dirty as my brother's undies.

You are a very strange cat.  :P  I don't know whether to laugh or smack you silly!

Furthermore, I am a nice girl...except for when I'm being naughty.

Cyborg

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Hehe, I should get fundies. Or what do you say, chatfsh?

Anyway, come to think of it, my statement said a lot more about the dirtyness of my brother's undies than hers. :P

chatfsh

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LOL!  I just saw Andrew's fundies picture.  Two questions 1)Andrew where do you come up with that stuff?? 2)How is it that my very clean and innocent topics keep degenerating into this??

Cyborg

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1) Andrew likes to experiment (or has friends that like it). Edit: He surfs the right places, it seems.

2) You're naughty and kinky. Your topics are never clean and innocent.

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They are the underwear built for two!

Actually, fundies are also referred to bible thumping people.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fundies

1. I pick this stuff up while browsing the web, such as fark.com and boingboing.net

2. Probably my bad!

As for the original topic, I can't recall a time, at least not near as funny as yours :)

And I've been to university, so I should be able to think of some :( although I didn't live on residence and I rarely visited there. Lots of crazy stuff happens there (and it's dirty).

I lived with two respectable woman for 3 years away from the party area of university. Although I partied some.

Just thought of something but still crappy. One time at a bar, some guys tried to pick up my roomates and my roomates came running and thought they were wierd (they danced with the guys for a minute then left when bored and the guys followed which the girls didn't like). Sadly I knew the two guys (were in my classes), So I talked to them and said lets go to the dance floor or something to do to get them away from roomates. Hung with them for about 15 minutes then ditched them and went back to roomates. I think they came back but by that time we were about to leave the bar. Always fun to come to the rescue of woman who get hounded by other guys (just pretend to be their boyfriend and the other guys leave). Happens a lot with people.

chatfsh

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Hey, my naughtiness and kinkiness have nothing to do with this.  I was simply relaying an amusing story that happened to me in college and the next thing I know we're discussing fundies!

I bet I could introduce a topic on the virtues of missionary life and we'd end up discussing best sex positions. ::)

By the way, very good story Andrew.  How gentlemanly of you to come to their rescue.  Anyone else have any??  Cyborg?

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I bet I could introduce a topic on the virtues of missionary life and we'd end up discussing best sex positions. ::)

That's what I'm talking about... Your intentions are everything else than what they could seem like from looking at your thread starter. :P Hey, it's nothing bad in thinking about sex at all times. I can respect you for doing that. :P

Ok, to distract chatfsh from her vile thoughts for a moment, Andrew reminded me of something. My story is thus very much the same as his:

I was on a night club with some friends, and one of the girls (who already had a boyfriend) got constantly stalked by someone who wanted to dance with her all the time. As he was getting a bit too close to her, I walked up to them and snapped her up and took her with me out of the club. To lose him, we got into a car and sat there to talk for a while.

...Hmm, I think the story sucked, because it lacks a good point. Grr, I must find something better.

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Cyborg

We had a similar problem once before. Someone started dancing with a girl who had a boyfriend, interestingly the boyfriend was there, and the dancing person ended up not going near her again.

Offtopicness: Just found out one of my ancestors is from Suffolk, England, move here(PEI) back in 1850-1870s

I have so much touring of England and Ireland to do to see where my relatives originated from.

Back to topic now :)

Edric O

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How is that my very clean and innocent topics keep degenerating into this??

The explanation is mathematical. According to the forum statistics, the male to female ratio is more than 36:1 - and you are the only active poster who is female. :)

chatfsh

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Most assuredly, I would not have confessed out of a sense of guilt over causing the mess. My guilt would have been made manifest by my rolling on the floor with laughter over the ensuing chaos

Cyborg

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In fact, you were greatly helping your roommate getting rid one of her problems. I'm awed by your saintly and exceptionally honorable methods of helping.

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