Funny Emp Pics

Dragoon Knight · September 3, 2005

The building is under attack. Base lost. :D

Download pic here. :)

Dragoon Knight · September 4, 2005

More Air Defence Platform shenanigans. LAN games with Dante and Ravus ftw. :P

Download pic here. :)

erjin999 · September 4, 2005

Sweet. Was that simple Print Screen ?

Also, shame you didnt get the sidebar out of the way, would look neater.

I got to say, the black goes nice on those ADPs... :D

Dragoon Knight · September 5, 2005

Yep, just a Print Screen; easiest way to capture the action. :)

We're about to have another session of playing, so if there are any more funny pics, I'll be sure to post them. Ravus usually plays Atreides, you see... and since the AI are stupid, you can mass Mino's like no-one's business... so Ravus does; about 50 or so usually suffices. :D

Dante likes the Ordos, and so uses lots of Kobras and Mortar Infantry. That leaves me with Harkonnen, and luckily my role is the one I do best; mass Assault Tanks and build three of everything while screaming "AAAAAAARGH MOTHERLAND!" and basically acting as an all-round shield. :D

As soon as Ravus finishes playing with his Rogue alt on WoW, the fun shall begin. :)

erjin999 · September 5, 2005

So in between playing, you press the Print Screen button, go to windows, save it, then go back to Dune ?

There are more intelligent screencapture progs about. That is if that is how you do it, as I think Print Screen can only grab one screen at a time...

Harkdawg · September 5, 2005

http://www.howiesfunware.com/

under "misc freewear" check quick screen capture tool

its good, ull press a button during game and it saves it automatically to hdd, u can customize quality. And all u have to do is press a button during game, for as many times as u like.

Dragoon Knight · September 5, 2005

All your base are belong to, er... me. :D

Download pic here. :)

This was my base near the end of the skirmish we just had. Needless to say, we pwned them. :D

slaphapy · September 5, 2005

that's one of the cleanest bases i've ever seen....

~slap

erjin999 · September 5, 2005

Well look at the size of that rock !

Harkdawg, glad you posted that, I am too lazy to search. I might take a few screenies of me pwniong online now...:P

slaphapy · September 5, 2005

i just realized, is that one of Rigels' maps?

~slap

erjin999 · September 5, 2005

Rigel from...That SciFi program, whats it called...I forget, but he was called "Rigel the 4th". Man he was cool.

Suffice to say I dont know rigel. But for some reason the name Rigel666 springs to mind.

slaphapy · September 5, 2005

yeah, rigel6669

~slap

Dragoon Knight · September 5, 2005

Wahahahaaaaaa :D

OK, I don't have a pic of this one, but Dante, Ravus and I decided it would be a good idea for us to all go Ordos and spam Eye in the Skies against another Ordos AI. We put them as defensive, but their Ant-Air still sucked. We all built three hangars and started queueing them up...

When we each had about 20, we moved them over the enemy base. Ravus took North, Dante took South, and I took the middle of their base. All in place, the countdown begun.

"3... 2... 1... NOW!"

*All 3 games crash at the same time*

:D

slaphapy · September 5, 2005

yeah, if you try and deploy like 30 or more of those things the game always crashes...

~slap

Dante · September 5, 2005

Hmm. I suppose I could use this to show a picture I took a long time ago, when I first got Emperor and my computer couldn't handle the graphics requirements...

The speech bubbles are new of course. I don't find them funny myself, but otherwise this would just be a picture of an old hobby of mine. Training individual units. I used to give them names. :)

slaphapy · September 5, 2005

I think that's the first lvl 3 deviator ive seen.

cool colors

~slap

Schorpie · September 7, 2005

http://www.geocities.com/scorpions_of_war/test_harv_AI.JPG

I was testing if the harvester was able to go trough a more difficult way ;D . So I attacked the computer's base, destroyed the most of his buildings, and started to build walls in his base. I destroyed his carryals and i made the way to the refeniry a bit more difficult ;D

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erjin999 · September 7, 2005

Thats cruel, treating harvs like that just for your fun. You know people harrass other people fighting for harvester rights. Just recently someone in England had thier mother-in-laws grave dug up and the body stolen becuase of "harvester testing". You are not even doing scientific testing, just playing about :P

slaphapy · September 7, 2005

lol, you have too much time on ur hands... funny though

Schorpie · September 7, 2005

Thats cruel, treating harvs like that just for your fun. You know people harrass other people fighting for harvester rights. Just recently someone in England had thier mother-in-laws grave dug up and the body stolen becuase of "harvester testing". You are not even doing scientific testing, just playing about :P

It was very scientific ! I was testing if the harvester was smart enough to find the way ;D

And I also tested if the tleilaxu didn't do anything cool (like sex or something) when they're locked up between walls for a long time ;D

slaphapy · September 7, 2005

speaking of tielaxu sex...

has anyone ever had a tielaxu leech morph into having 3 legs in front from an infection? and then not be able to move it? I've had that happen like 10 times in my time playing emp...

curious if anyone else has.

~slap

Schorpie · September 7, 2005

ah well lemme just post all my emp stuff... why not :)

http://www.geocities.com/scorpions_of_war/doublefucked.JPG

I went with a deviator to the computer base... and he's kinda fucked:

- No allies with him

- 100 enemy tleilaxu around him

- he's infected by a tleilaxu already

- a worm is going to eat his arse

http://www.geocities.com/scorpions_of_war/TleilaxuSquad.JPG

I closed the computer base with walls, and I saw that he had 2 tleilaxu guys living... So I sended my APC + advanced carryal with bazooka dudes to create more of his tleilaxu guys. I did this kinda much times ;D After a time it looked like this screen. After this it was a tleilaxu vs sardaukar battle.

http://www.geocities.com/scorpions_of_war/EnemyHarvesterPowAh.JPG

Mmm... nothing to add to this one ;D

http://www.geocities.com/scorpions_of_war/blablazoudeindeks.html

Just a little movie I made a while ago... there are some parts of emperor in it. The clan doesn't really excist anymore, you should not check the site ;p

enjoy..

Anaconda · September 9, 2005

Hey I have some funny pics, too!

Strong but less armor, because no self repair :(

It's difficult to get a 3-grade "HOLOGRAM"!!

My special test-collection:

Airport 1:

Airport 2:

Anaconda · September 17, 2005

do you know, that is possible that the AI can have 4-5 subhouses?? in a game with a very difficult AI computer enemy had the computer 4 subhouses. I can also destroy all, but he rebuilt them? if you want I can show a screenshot, too!

Schorpie · September 17, 2005

do you know, that is possible that the AI can have 4-5 subhouses?? in a game with a very difficult AI computer enemy had the computer 4 subhouses. I can also destroy all, but he rebuilt them? if you want I can show a screenshot, too!

It is possible that he had 4 subhouses i gues : engineers. But he can only rebuilt the 2 that he has chosen.

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