Top 1000 Ways to tell you are too into Dune

[Gobalopper]

The other thread was messed up, my guess was that it got to large for the server to handle. Start over at 566 here...

[jack9]

ew. Secondly, there is no link to the forums on the main pg. tsk tsk. Also, that #566 is not mine. Doesnt even make sense =p

566.You have a tshirt that reads "I went to Geidi Prime and all I got was this stupid heartplug."

567.You have a bumper sticker that says "Tleilaxians do it in more ways than you could ever imagine."

568.You have a harvester bumper sticker that says "If you can read this, get off my spice field."

569.You have a sticker that reads "My Tleilax student can kill your student and you would never know."

570.If it weren't for Dune, you'd have to get a real day job.

571.You have a sticker that reads "Ixians do it with pleasure enhancers."

[Gobalopper]

Actually there is, it just moved to that little bar along the top :)

[kwisatzhederach]

Last time I checked we were on 700 I know cause I posted the 700th one.

Here are some of my good ones I can remember.....

571. You started your own church called "Bene Tleilaxu" and you were recently shut down by the FBI because there were reports of Devil Worshiping and the Kidnapping and killing of farm animals, when your FBI liberators arrived you ordered your church which is about 4 members strong to fight them off with Crysknifes, You were soon restrained and taken to court where you were sentenced to 50 years in "Sing Sing" and immediate mental help, you tell reporters outside the court house that you "thought they were the emperors Sardakuar".

572. Your writing a Prequel to Brian Herberts Prequel.

573. You ask Scuba Divers about the waters of their Homeworld.

[Guest Tabaqui of Gidur-log]

i put the wrong numbers on mine by accident, but it was well over 750 last time i checked

[ordos45]

It was nearly at 800 when I last checked. Hundreds of reasons gone in a mess up. What a pity. I only had 20 or so reasons in the part where it messed up.

[Guest Tabaqui of Gidur-log]

its completely messed up. i think that someone just read all the reasons and put in a simple to read post with the right numbers, no comments , and all of Ordos45s repetive comments deleted (no offense a lot of yours where good )

[Guest Tabaqui of Gidur-log]

Ignore my last post i forgot the key verb 'should' my mistak

its completely messed up. i think that someone SHOULDjust read all the reasons and put in a simple to read post with the right numbers, no comments , and all of Ordos45s repetive comments deleted (no offense a lot of yours where good )

[brimstone]

has anyone been to http://d3cz.project77.net?

they need help on the message boards, there's only 4 register members =)

[magikarp4]

???. You know 55 ways to kill someone with just your fingers.

(I lost track, I saw the numbers in the 800's)

[Edric O]

THEY need help on the message boards? Try going to my forum. Sometimes I wonder where do all those hits on my site come from... :(

[ordos45]

How many posts do you have to post to make Emperor?

[Edric O]

200 posts :D

You have a long journey ahead, young apprentice. ;)

[ordos45]

Thank you Emperor Edric O. U are an inspiration to all young Ordos.