FED2K FC

[lowzeewee]

I have been playing FIFA 97 on www.ea.com using my custom-made FED2K football team for a long time now but I was wondering what you guys think should be your FED2K dream team... ::)

1->Gobalopper

A good goalkeeper often let down by a poor defence and often having to watch goals fly past him like hail. Unofficial "captain" of the team.

2->Navaros

A solid central-defender who can be insolent and infuriating at times. But he has the ability to perform on his day. Usually scares the hell out of his opponents by ranting to them why they don't deserve to be win and the referee always has no choice but to shut him up-permanently-by giving him his marching orders but when he is released from his ban, he is back to his business again.

3->Bryorama

A below-average defender who sometimes like to do clearances into his own net and sometimes he forgets the team plans and marks his own team strikers instead.

4->Scytale

A tough-talking midfielder but sadly, his two left legs can't do the talking for him and the tabloids often say he "can't play for nuts"

5->Nema Fakei

The best midfielder ever...comparatively..in the FED2K team. He creates 1001 chances for everyone so that they can score 1 goal. Likes to correct the manager when he makes grammatical mistakes.

6->Insanepilot

Navaros' central-defensive partner, this dude tells it like it is, and he tackles 'em like he talks... In the 2003/04 season, he famously traded tackles with his partner Navaros, allowing David Seaman to score a hattrick.

7->Mahdi

Fans' favourite and a disaffected "defensive midfielder" often found in the opponent's penalty box, sulked off in protest when deployed to the right wing because the coach wouldn't let him "live the dream" of being the next Zinedine Zidane.

8->King Mega

The intellectual in the team, and last-resort substitute when FED2K are chasing the game. His secret weapon is an ability to arrest the opposition's attention with facts and figures for why they are not supposed to be winning the game, while (hopefully) Jack Leaf, Lowzeewee and Mr.Dozy bury it into an unguarded net. Reportedly a former-CIA director of intelligence.

10->Jack Leaf[s.Lehti]

Over-sized striker who can't score even if the ball is lying on the goalline without any opponent on the pitch. If you want to know more about him, go to the FED2K FC search engine and search 'From a yard away,Couldn't hit a cow's ass'

11->Nick

? :D

12->Gunwounds

Diminutive ballboy converted to striker, he is often apt to wander from the bench into the strikers's space when FED2K is on the attack, but has been known to hit the post from 3 yards away from time to time.

13->Lowzeewee

Creative playmaker and supporting-striker with pretensions of being the next Thierry Henry. Upstaged in his own Arsenal Dream reserves XI by a kid called Aliadiere, and has ever since then resorted to scoring with the opponent. His roommate on away trips suffers amnesia, but knows everything about Rushden and Diamonds.

15->Dunenewt

Loud-mouthed defensive utility-man notorious for cursing his opponents out of the game. A liability since he earns more red cards from mouthing off than from actual tackles. Just as likely to score into his own net as to verbally harass an opponent.

16->Atomic Mitten

Infamous player who refuses to retire. Remembered for his 'I bedded him' saga reported by Rebecca Loos and Sarah Marbeck who were just out to make a quick buck by weaving stories on him. Most people suspects it isn't lies. ;)

17-Mr.Dozy

Frustrated "natural center-forward" (according to him). More likely to be found wandering aimlessly on the left wing displaying unproductive dribbles than hanging around in the penalty box waiting for openings. Former reserve for ABC FC when they were in division 8.

31-Spectral Paladin

Greek goalkeeper who made his name with a brilliant penalty save in a 0-7 loss with his former club, Panathinaikos Sunday League Team. Now fighting with skipper Gobalopper for the spot between the 2 sticks.

[Jack Leaf]

Hey I scored a hattrick!  ;)

[lowzeewee]

Hey I scored a hattrick!

[bryorama]

'3->Bryorama

A below-average defender who sometimes like to do clearances into his own net and sometimes he forgets the team plans and marks his own team strikers instead.'

>:(

[lowzeewee]

Eh?? So you are Bry under a different name...

[bryorama]

Indeed I am, I just changed my username under profile.  :P

[bryorama]

Fed2k All Da Way.  :D

[EWS]

EWS makes a suprise appearence as the referee.......

[bryorama]

What about my good defending/middle fielding.  :)

[exatreide]

If anyone gets injured its good to have some back up players..

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[lowzeewee]

Hey I got a penalty save too! Plus two of the goals were own goals!  >:(

Yeah...so? The penalty rebound still went in and it's just bad luck that you conceded two own goals.

What about my good defending/middle fielding.  :)

You have been a little out of form this season actually, lol.

If anyone gets injured its good to have some back up players..

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Yeah, I got you in our reserves.