Jump to content

EWS

Fedaykin
  • Posts

    916
  • Joined

  • Last visited

    Never

Everything posted by EWS

  1. EWS

    TV companies suck

    I have heard completly different. Although I am not a BSG watcher, I have been told by those who are that the ending is a completly and utter load of tosh. On the other hand, this weeks Lost was awesome.
  2. That's where they ate the babies isn't it?
  3. What was this.... Landsraad?
  4. EWS

    TV companies suck

    Oh dear God I love Lost and I am so peeved I am going to miss the end of the season.
  5. At the moment I am in Leidschiendam just outside Den Haag doing training. I will not be living here permanently, just for the training. Although my office is here in Holland I will mainly be working off shore.
  6. So then, pretty much everyone on here knows that I have recently started a full time job after graduating from University. The job is in an industry that is involved heavily in something that is pretty much booming and both simultaneously pissing people off and keeping people happy - that is, the Oil Industry. I'm working for a company called FUGRO a Dutch company with offices all over the world. There is no point in me going into great detail about the company, it isn't really very interesting for the majority of everyone, and if you want to know, then all the information is on their site. Put it this way, they are big. Really fucking big, and pretty much the company in their particular industry. So what am I going to be employed as? Basically I am a Hydrographic Surveyor (Wikipedia Link although my official title is just Surveyor. I will doing a few things - positioning of undersea platforms, pipeline inspection, pipe laying, rig moves to name but a few. It is gonna be ace. But enough about that, what have I been doing? Well last week, after a day's induction I headed off for my medical (passed) and my innoculations. After that, I was sent to a place called Europoort just outside Rotterdam, and is an industrial area the size of a city. I believe there are over 9000 ports in this particular area. The reason why I was there was due to a 3 day offshore survival course - including Fire Fighting, Helicopter Evacuation and Water Survival Training. The great thing about this place (Falck Nutec) was that they were all absolutly nuts, and that they all just wanted us to have fun and encouraged us to take pictures and videos as much as possible, which helped a hell of a lot. The first day of the training was the survival training. This involved us getting kitted up in survival suits, donning a life vest and jumping into a swimming pool with a simulated swell of 2m, heavy wins, and simulated rain. We were then given instructions on what to do. Swimming using the least conservative energy possible, creating safety circles and huddles, and climbing into survival craft. Unfortunatly, I do not have any pictures of me actually doing any of this (as I was in the water at the time) nor videos, but there are pictures of another group doing something similar. These pictures are taking in the small dock where the centre is, not in the pool. Survival Circle A crocodile. The purpose of this is so the group stays together and conserves as much energy as possible. That was the end of day one. After that, headed back to the hotel (Hotel De Beer) where out of one window I had a very busy water passage with barges. And the other side was a busy motorway and a very busy freight train line. But that was fine, seeing as the hotel and all my food was paid for :D. Oh, while I remember, from Schipol Airport in Amsterdam to Hotel De Beer was a
  7. So I graduate tomorrow - I really am becoming an old timer. Then I start my job on the 20th - off destroying the world I am afraid. I'm making the big bucks whilst doing it though! Haha
  8. And I am still pissed that I wasn't invited. Grrr. Anyway, second bottle of beer in tonight during the football. Might end up finishing a 6 pack of Carslberg, we shall see. I have my graduation at 11am tomorrow, and I have to be up at 7am, so beer probably shouldn't be drunk!
  9. EWS

    Funniest posts

    Wheres Nuclear Man??
  10. I am currently wasted. Damn, too much wine. HARRHARRHR Yes, that night with DK was awesome - was amazing. He promisd ot buy me 360, he liedd. ARRR I AM A PIRATE
  11. EWS

    Funniest posts

    I'm guessing there is no chance of getting that topic back?
  12. EWS

    Funniest posts

    As a golden oldie, I DEMAND that the thread be re-instated in all it's glory.
  13. EWS

    Funniest posts

    If you saw the absolute kicking we gave the guy you would know.
  14. EWS

    Strange Sketch

    Phenomenal work by me :D
  15. EWS

    Funniest posts

    That was the one. I wonder if he ever got his books published.
  16. Fair Enough.
  17. EWS

    Funniest posts

    Can we get the posts from that Nuclear dude?
  18. In all fairness I was actually speaking to Dante and DragoonKnight on MSN and they said that I had been missed. My exam (on Cartographic Visualisation) went well, I have another one tomorrow (Fluvial Processes) then a couple of days free (and I mean really free, the girlfriend is going home for the weekend) before Issues in Geomatics on Tuesday then I am free from Uni!!!
  19. I am? Awesome. ;)
  20. What did I do?
  21. Who's back?
  22. EWS

    Funniest posts

    I remember that quite rightly, I think I slapped him a new one. Would quite like to revisit that. Though I must say, one of the funniest posts I remember is; 'GET TO THE CAVES'
  23. Holy crap this place is still here? And my login still works?
  24. Finally, someone has done justice to a video game!! Ok, firstly, let me explain that I enjoyed Resident Evil and Doom. I didn't enjoy them to the same extent as Kong, but they hold a place as a 'good' movie. But Silent Hill blows them out the water. This review will contain spoilers, so if you don't want to be ruined, don't read it. But first, if you don't want to be spoiled I will do a small paragraph. The trailers made this movie looks like a scary movie, for me, it wasn't exactly that scary. Infact, it was as scary as the game itself, which is saying something. All your favourite beings are in there, including Mr I walk on my legs, and the famous Pyramid Head (who, by the way rules). Rose, the main protaginist, is a great actor, and Sarah, the little kid, is great as well. Cybil (the Policewomen) may not be in it much, but gets a really cool scene near the end. Basically, this movie is good, although it has flaws (the CGI is very poor in some places) and I would reccomend. It isn't the amazing Video Game Movie that everyone was wanting, but you can't expect everything. Anyway, that was the smaller, spoiler free, option. Now for the juice; SPOILERS FROM HERE The movie opens with Rose and Cristophe (Sean Bean with a crap accent) searching for their daughter (Sarah). It appears that she sleepwalks, and in the middle of the night she has disappeared. We get a few cool shots tracking Rose in her search until we get to a waterfall (where we get an amazing shot). We cut to Sarah, as we see her peer over the waterfall suddenly the water changes into some sort of pit and we get the first glimpse of the "badguy." Really cool shot here, and sets it up well. Rose spots Sarah and catches her before he falls, where she screams "SILENT HILL." It appears that this happens often, and that she is on medication. We then find that Rose has in effect kidnapped Sarah and is taking her to Silent Hill to try and find the root of this problem. Enter Cybil, who looks exactly like the cop from the game, and after a scene, we get to Silent Hill. Theres a crash, Rose wakes up and discovers Sarah is gone. Anyway, finally into Silent Hill and this is where the fun starts. Silent Hill looks great. The ash (or ashes as she says) gives a brilliant feeling, and looks like the "fog" from the first game. We see some shots of the area, and it is suitably scary. Remember the first chase scene from the first game? There is a few homages here (including a great Camera shot) and we finally hear the Alarm. This thing will send the creeps into you, and this is when Silent Hill comes to life. You don't see the transition to begin with, but the Alarm signifies when the monsters can come to life, and the true Silent Hill can begin. I felt a bit let down here, the CGI on the monsters is quite poor, and although the monsters themselves are quite awesome, you can't quite believe them. This is where doubt sets in. Is it all in her head, because as suddenly as the darkness starts, it ends, with the monsters all bursting into flames. Rose wakes up, and all the fiery cages are gone, and it is a normal area of Silent Hill. Later on, when the world changes into darkness, the cross over scene is just fantastic. The world decaying and changing into the cagey, firey hell that it is makes you realise that some serious shit is going down. The first glimpse of Pyramid head is when his little termites are eating 3 clothed figures in gas masks and he enters. His sword is just awesome, I absolutly love it, infact I want one just like it. You can tell that they spent some time getting him right, because the CGI on him is just perfect, theres a few dodgy scenes, but on the whole it is brilliant. The movie progresses, and we meet some more people. Witchburners. They are saved by faith, and take refuge in a church where the darkness cannot enter and we here some of their story. Theres a cool scene here where Pyramid Head rips the skin of some girl, gruesome but cool. Rose then decides to descend into the bowels of the Hospital to confront the demon and save her child. We then learn the truth. The Witchburners are the true evil, and the demons are created by one little girl (who is exactly like Sarah) who was burned many years ago, and started the great fire that burns under Silent Hill. And she wants her satisfaction - her revenge. Well, you guessed it, revenge ensues (some cool death scenes here, envolving barbed wire). Thats basically the plot of the movie, except for one thing, the great big twist at the end. It is hinted at throughout the movie, but is pretty much confirmed at the end - They are dead....or are they? SPOILERS END So thats the plot points out the way, will try and keep the spoilers small here. The movie looks great, there are some great shots in this, and Gans has a great eye for what works and what doesn't. The transformation scenes are just superb, the skin being ripped off the world works so well, and it leads to a massive sense of fear as well as a great WHAT THE FUCK!!! factor. The CGI could have done with some touching up, but apart from that there is nothing wrong with them. The monsters are poor in some places and great in others, infact, it is mainly when skin is involved that the monsters don't look at all good. Pyramid is great though, no complaints. The music, however, is one feature that makes this movie. Just like the game, and compliments the atmosphere amazingly. It jumps so much, and is scary, foreboding, and real. Theres a great Johnny Cash moment as well - think about the song after the movie and you will see why it is so good. The script is tight in places, loose in others. There are some plot points that are not follwed through, but apart from that I can't complain. The acting is good, on par with most movies and Sean Beans accent still sucks. The kid rules though, easily scary. So overall, this movie rocks. Not the greatest in the world, but by no means the worst. I would definatly reccommend it - and if my enthusiasm doesn't show through here, let me tell you that I was pumped for this movie, and it delivered everything I expected. Gans has done a great job, and Avery's script is faithful without being stupid. It trys to explain as much as possible without entering the realms of stupidity, and the twist works suprisingly well. You don't need to be a fan of the game (I have never played any) to enjoy this movie and understand it as it really does that well. I'm sure I will write more later, because although still fresh it is yet to manifest itself fully in my brain (it took me 4 days, and 3 viewings to decide that I liked Revenge of the Sith) and I intend to go see it again. But for first impressions, a game has finally been done justice. And I cannot think of any better game for which to have been done justice to.
  25. It was released in Japan in September, but only released in Europe and America and an English Speaking version on the 24th April.
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue.