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Acriku

Acriku

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You probably wouldn't get far making it a public event, it'll just get animal activists, human rights activists, etc, viciously on your back. If it is possible, it probably wouldn't be easy and might require doctor intervention for any members of the "party" to survive. And I do hope it is artificial insemination?

DjCiD

DjCiD

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naa let em do it the old fashoin way ... at least it's not a pig and an elephant....

*ques music*

" Tonite is right for love " ~ Chef

DjCiD

DjCiD

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:O Ewwwwwwwwwww that is disgusting.

*takes keyboard and beats DjCiD without mercy*

Hey if the monkey looks anything like the one Marky Mark was kissing in that ape move sign me up :D

I bet he just hates it when ppl still call him Marky Mark ... lol ^-^

Dante

Dante

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human + monkey = shark? not very likely :)

Shark + wasp = Evil great shark thing that flies with a terrifying buzzing noise along the coasts, snapping up people randomly. With a toughened shark skin combined with an exoskeleton it's impervious to most forms of attack and it's teeth and filled with a strong, dissolving alkali.

Interesting, no? Now; lets try....... A spider and a lion!

quoudam72

quoudam72

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Hey if the monkey looks anything like the one Marky Mark was kissing in that ape move sign me up :D

I bet he just hates it when ppl still call him Marky Mark ... lol ^-^

??? Planet of the Apes......... :O Ewwwwwwwwww still just as disgusting continues beating DjCiD with keyboard.

DjCiD

DjCiD

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Hairy women need love too right ^-^

I bet the yeti agrees, never seen a finer monkey than the one from the Ape movie :P

quoudam72

quoudam72

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That's still disgusting hairy women ewwwwwwww atleast use a depliatory if your going to parade her around in public.

??? Why does this thread remind me of H.G. Wells novel Island of Doctor Moreau.

DjCiD

DjCiD

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Pig and elephant DNA do not splice... like the Loverboy song.

" Pig and Elephant DNA will not splice, yeah yeah yeah! " ~LoverBoy

nemafakei

nemafakei

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"did you guys know that it is possible to combine a human with a monkey"

I rather suspect that this is completely false.

For one thing, we are different species, no? Hence are unable to breed to produce fertile offspring, yes?

nemafakei

nemafakei

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We know you are.

But did you mean *it* (the potential offspring of monkey and human)?

I would credit more the likelyhood of a bonobo, chimp or gorilla producing living progeny, since they are genetically more similar to us than monkeys.

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