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[Usul]

I found these on another forum, read, laugh, love:Sung to the tune of - If You're Happy And You Know It clap your hands

If You're Happy And You Know It Bomb Iraq by John Robbins

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.

If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.

If the terrorists are frisky,

Pakistan is looking shifty,

North Korea is too risky,

Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.

If we think that someone's dissed us, bomb Iraq.

So to hell with the inspections,

Let's look tough for the elections,

Close your mind and take directions,

Bomb Iraq.

It's pre-emptive non-aggression, bomb Iraq.

To prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.

They've got weapons we can't see,

And that's all the proof we need,

If they're not there, they must be there,

Bomb Iraq.

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.

If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.

If you think Saddam's gone mad,

With the weapons that he had,

And he tried to kill your dad,

Bomb Iraq.

If corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.

If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.

If your politics are sleazy,

And hiding that ain't easy,

And your manhood's getting queasy,

Bomb Iraq.

SIGNS FROM THE SAN FRANCISCO PEACE MARCH FEBRUARY 16, 2003

End Mad Cowboy Disease

Assess of Evil: Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld

SUV Drivers, this war's for you

War is soooo last century

I hear the French asked for the Statue of Liberty back

Drop Bush, not bombs

We want smart people, not smart bombs

There is no path to peace. Peace is the path.

Non-violence or non-existence ? MLK

Whom would Jesus bomb?

Fear is a weapon of mass destruction

Bush only likes war because it's a one-syllable word

Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing its idiot

Fighting for peace is like f_____g for virginity

Support our troops. Don't send them.

How many lives per gallon?

Fight plaque, not Iraq

Blondes Against Dumb Wars

War is not a family value

The last time anyone listened to a Bush they were lost in the desert for 40 years

Only bullies strike first

The Madness of King George W

Junior needs a time out

Bush does not play well with others

USA is a hypocrisy, not a democracy

Try Pre-emptive Peace

Bush needs a pre-emptive spanking

Sad-Damn Bush

Compassionate Conservatism = Friendly Fascism

What's the difference between an innocent person in NYC and an innocent person in Iraq?

Our grief is not a cry for war

Little minds make big wars

How did our oil get under their land?

We are an obstruction to Bush's plan for mass destruction

Pleas add more

[Nyarlathotep]

*hides behind a rock formation*

[Major_Gilbear]

The signs part appeared in the Saturday Times Magazine, under the 'global village' section last week...

Sorry for not actually finding it all that funny... :-

[Anathema]

The first one was already posted by Edric a while ago :)