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undsputed

undsputed

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Alright, seeing that none of you ungrateful SOB'S =)were interested in Age of Mythology, which is kinda surprising (maybe there are more WestWood loyalists than I thought), here is another one for you.

Another outstanding rating for a strategy game is listed here: http://gamespot.com/gamespot/stories/reviews/0,10867,2896002,00.html

The game is Combat Mission: Barbarossa to Berlin. I think it is a mix of RTS and turn based planning....which sounds kinda good...especially if you have every played a game where there was some real depth on an overall level, like economics (I mean more than shooting harvs). Again, I haven't played it, just throwing it out there.

Brought to you by your number one harkonen gangster!

Terror

Terror

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hey, pssst i'm not like the other freaks on this forum. I am interested in Age of Mythology but i'm afraid to say so cuz these freaks may come over and try to kill me. These members are up to anything. It's just a warning.

SOOOO what's the game like? is it good? and what's the comparison with AoE and AoE2? is it like Empire Earth? (with all due respect but i hope not)

rogue1896

rogue1896

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I KNEW IT! UNDSPUTED IS A TRAITOR! HE'S TRYING TO PULL US ALL AWAY FROM THE LOVABLE GAME OF EMPEROR: BATTLE FOR DUNE! I TOLD YOU ALL! I TOLD YOU! YOU ALL LAUGHED AT ME BUT I KNEW THE TRUTH! HAHAHAHA! AND NOW I AM THE ONE LAUGHING!

for the record, thats a joke. ha...ha...ha...

Marcel71

Marcel71

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hey, pssst i'm not like the other freaks on this forum. I am interested in Age of Mythology but i'm afraid to say so cuz these freaks may come over and try to kill me. These members are up to anything. It's just a warning.

SOOOO what's the game like? is it good? and what's the comparison with AoE and AoE2? is it like Empire Earth? (with all due respect but i hope not)

*sending message to ISP from Terror*

Remove Internet connection from Terror immediatly... He is planning to leave Empy :-[

rogue1896

rogue1896

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*puts on a toga type clothing and a little wreath hat thing and slaps on a huge nametag with the name Caesar on it across his chest and sits up high upon a podium*

(is there any emoticon thing that puts a thumb down? tell me so i can edit this appropraitely)

(insert thumb down here)

BRAVO

BRAVO

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BURN THEM TO THE STEAK! (hopefully medium rare otherwise they lose all there flavor add a lil spices and voila! perfect traitors!) :P ;D

nemafakei

nemafakei

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And how do we find out if she's made of wood?

Build a bridge out of her!

But can we not also build bridges out of stone? And are we not getting a little offtiopic?

Python is good, but I'm just making sure the thread doesn't get too out of control...

undsputed

undsputed

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Hehe...if I were Nav, I would ask all of you not to post in my threads, cause I don't know what the h e double l you guys are talking about....Monty Phython(I know what it is but thats it). But, I don't mind.

And yes, I'm a disgruntled WestWood employee. Now that they have fired me, I travel from forum to forum trying to get people to play non-WestWood games. =)

Terror

Terror

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Hehe...if I were Nav, I would ask all of you not to post in my threads, cause I don't know what the h e double l you guys are talking about....Monty Phython(I know what it is but thats it). But, I don't mind.

And yes, I'm a disgruntled WestWood employee. Now that they have fired me, I travel from forum to forum trying to get people to play non-WestWood games. =)

You are? oh god bless ya, get these creeps off of my back. I can't stand it anymore, especially that Gobalopper, he is like the ultimate devil. Help me mate. and i will never look upon a westwood game again! (well not that those games got much of my attention anyway :) )

BLIZZARD RULEZ! and cavedog also!

rogue1896

rogue1896

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*taken from Monty Python and Holy Grail(yes, again)*

just some ideas as for torture for the crime of treason. ;D

[sing]Bravely, bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot,

He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin,

He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,

Brave, Brave, Brave, Sir Robin.

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,

Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken,

To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away,

And his limbs all hacked and mangled Brave Sir Robin,

His head smashed in and his heart cut out and his liver removed and his bowels unplugged and his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt off and his penis --[/sing]

lol, j/k

Dante

Dante

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just some ideas as for torture for the crime of treason. ;D

Anyone here read "Casino Royale" ? Now that's a torturous punishment...

Terror

Terror

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undsputed? where are you? :( where the hell is that guy when you need him. (probably got his job back at westwood)

HEHEHEH friiiieeeends... you must not take everything so serious heheh.... i mean.. c'mon every one could see i was joking, right?..... right? *angry faces staring at Terror*

hmmm k perhaps you don't get the joke :(

"Look, it's a Sandworm!!"

*all angry faces turn away to see the sandworm and find out it isn't there*

"Pfew, i just managed to escape, well... like i said. they're up to anything. Undsputed, I need your help NOW, or i'm dead"

Terror

Terror

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It's night and Terror runs trough the city, knowing that hordes of those damn dune fans are searching for him. He hears a car coming near and jumps in the closest dark corner, and 2 dune fans step out. He hears them talking: "He must be somewhere around here, if i see him, i will cut his head off and use it as a trophee."

The other guy: "Hah, you wished that! He's mine, i promised my kids that i will kill them."

First guy again: "Well mate, the odds are against you since your not realy the "only" one searching for him. There are at least 200 other who want his head right now."

Terror is shocked by this information and silently whispers: "Damn i'm in a tight spot" and sneaks away from these dune creeps.

A helicopter with a searching light flies over and Terror knows that they too are searching for him.

He climbs over a fence and sneaks through the bushes, trying to evade the freaks.

rogue1896

rogue1896

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wicked cool. we get a chopper. can i fly it? huh? can i? plz?

*pulls out the Flying a Helicopter for Dummies manuel next to his monitor*

can't be too hard, right?

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