X-MAS LISTS!!!!!!!

[evilbaronatreides]

oh joy its that time of the year again in which some old fat pedophile judges our character (what gives that overweight &*^$%$* the right to judge??????? >:()

despite that.....I need more gig (down to my last 2)

[fthg42]

lol...fat old pedophile....

Do you mean the Baron?   ;D

ha...Old Baron Santa Harkonnen....   ;D

[evilbaronatreides]

eh....ewwwwwe. i cant believe i asked the baron for prsents

i must go to the restroom now

[fthg42]

He'd probably give you several heartplugs, an inkvine whip, and a free vacation to Geidi Prime.  

That is, assuming you're on his good side.

[evilbaronatreides]

i dont want to know what id get if i was on his bad side :O

[fthg42]

hmm...well, one way or another, I think it will boil down to death.   :-/

Better than ordos..."Let me die!"   ;)

*punches buttons on pedestal*

[thomas]

I know what the baron wants fir x-mas!!! ;D ;D  :D

;D ;D :DSome Slim Fast!!!!!!!  :D;D ;D

[evilbaronatreides]

what would Rabban want for X-mas? and what about Stilgar? or Pual?

i dont even want to think what a Bene Tliexu wants. :P

[nampigai]

I guess Rabban lost his his head when shopping for presents  :P

Damn that was a bad one

[fthg42]

My Christmas List:

Feyd: a quick stab in the back of the neck

Rabban: a quick stab in the back of the neck

Baron: a quick stab in the back of the neck

Stilgar: a quick stab in the back of the neck

Paul: a quick stab in the back of the neck

Yay.  Ordos is the only surviving house.  I rule.

[evilbaronatreides]

i suddenly wish i didnt ask that question...then again who needs Harkonnen?

[fthg42]

well, without harkonnen, who else can we kill with that particular feeling of triumph?

It doesn't work on the atreides...    :(    :'(

[nampigai]

But it does on the Ordos  ;). Seriusly the story would'nt have been the same without Harkonnens, am I right?

[alejandro]

Ying and Yang.

We need the Harkonnen, so we can see what is evil and what is good

[fthg42]

How DARE you compare Ordos to the Harkonnen?? How DARE you!!!!

[nampigai]

Ohh here take some eye drops *handle over eye drops* I've had some problems with my eyes too, but you can keep the drops, I don't think I need them anymore  :O

It's not that I don't like the Ordos especially their mentat.

[evilbaronatreides]

what is the name of the Ordos mentat? :-/ ???

[thomas]

I want to give the baron some coupans for lipo for x-mas ;D ;D ;D

[nampigai]

Argh I can't remember but she's good looking

[fthg42]

Her name's Roma Atani...btw, she has the freakiest eyebrow ever...it just seems to jump at every word she says...

Thanks, Feyd_Rautha.  Hopefully you don't have pinkeye or anything of the sort...eh, whatever...

:'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

Ahh.  Much better.

[nampigai]

you're welcome  8) I just recieve two new glass eyebowls, a cane and a dog. All paid by my healthinsurance. isn't life just swell  8)  

[evilbaronatreides]

well im almost there ( i think my visions aboot....475/320)

[nampigai]

UPS, my mistake, I'm sorry I that wasn't eyedrops, it was balsam for my hemoroids...hihihi silly my.

[evilbaronatreides]

WHOA!!!!! Not needed information.....wait disturbing thought...baron with hemmorhoids.....ewwwwwwwwwwww :P :P :P :P

[thomas]

astronauts get astroroids!