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Russian funny translation of LOTR Return of The King

Merry: Gandalf I don't think there will be part 3!

Gandalf: How come no part 3, I just bought a condo, have a mortgage and car loan?

Merry: Gandalf what is wrong with you?

Gandalf: Sorry I stepped out of character for a second.

Bram Stroker's Dracula (1992 film)

Mina: Doctor please tell me how did Lucy die?

Dr. Van Helsing: She suffered horrible until we drove a stake through her heart and cut off her head.

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