Funny quotes#2

[lowzeewee]

The Jew one is the funniest! ;D

[d3m0nger]

Alright from now on I will only post the Latest:

<Christina> *kisses back* I love you

<Josh> I love you too babe

<Christina> I take off your pants, sliding my hands up your thighs, watching your cock get hard.

<Christina> That's what he said to me

<Christina> I was like "Wtf dude? One, I'm a chick and two what the hell?"

<Christina> And he was like "Oh shit, wrong conversation"

<Josh> ...

<Christina> Oh shit, wrong conversation

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<SS_Gogeta_27> you know how people put 'wash me' on cars in the dust?

<Zorak> yeah?

* ChanServ sets mode: +v SS_Gogeta_27

<+SS_Gogeta_27> when we came out from the movie my friends car said 'i wish my wife was this dirty'

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<Bonz> Paracelssus couldn't get a clue if he were drenched in clue pheromones, dancing in a clue field in the middle of clue mating season, wearing a clue suit, and shouting, "Clooo! Cloooo!"

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<MR_T> I miss the good old day when you had to pull down the girls pants to see her ass

<MR_T> Nowdays you have to spread her ass to see her pants.

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<bahumat1> my mother is a cleaning fanatic

<bahumat1> one Saturday she told me and my brother to get down to the playroom and straighten it up

<bahumat1> we had a party there the previous evening, and she was none too happy about the mess

<bahumat1> as she watched us work, it was clear that Mom was completely dissatisfied with our cleaning efforts and let us know it

<bahumat1> Finally my brother, exasperated with having to do it all over, reached for a broom and asked Mom:

<bahumat1> can I use this, or were you planning to go somewhere?

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<frogger> does anone know of an algorithm to generate random numbers in an increasing sequence?

<JubJub> Use the Pullit-Hofften method

<frogger> what's that?

<JubJub> Just ask cheesy how many times he's masturbated today

<CheeseZone> 11, why?

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(FireballX301) this dude says that we need a nation's consent to bomb it

(FireballX301) whoo

(FireballX301) The Iraqi government, he added, was "fully informed" about the attack on Falluja, the latest of several bombings against suspected safe houses for Mr. Zarqawi's militants, and he said it "agreed with us on the need to take action."

(FireballX301) "The point is, we didn't just act on our own," Mr. Armitage said. "A sovereign nation had to agree."

(FireballX301) so basically...

(FireballX301) Germany: Lets invade France!

(FireballX301) France: Help us Britain!

(FireballX301) Britain: Hey, Germany, can we bomb you?

(FireballX301) Germany: No.

(FireballX301) Britain: Oh well, sorry France.

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<@Lerou> Lag makes baby Jesus cry.

<@TempusRob> pssh

<@TempusRob> talk about lag

<@TempusRob> it took him 3 days to respawn

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<TheShadowHunter> I won three purple hearts once

<Wildcard|Comicing> ...no you didn't. You were just playing Zelda.

<Wildcard|Comicing> You really need to adjust the color on your TV

<TheShadowHunter> oh

<TheShadowHunter> I guess that couldve been it

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<MoF0-> hmm

<MoF0-> why has nortons said all my keygen are " at risk files"

<Blaqeagle> because norton is like that schizophrenic kid at school who

            keeps on yelling out in class shit about flying cows or

            something when your trying to do your work

<Blaqeagle> occasionally he actually yells out something coherent, but

            you suspected it anyway

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* ^haksor^ has joined #pipari

<^haksor^> anyone have a serial for Soldier of Fortune 2???

<tiltti> Y34H-R1GH-TYOU-N3RD-4SS

<^haksor^> thanks

<^haksor^> not enough letters in that???

<tiltti> try adding -H0L3 to the end of it

<^haksor^> ok

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You know you have a small apartment when Rice Krispies echo.

[lowzeewee]

LMAO!!! :D Avatar stop killing me!

[Jack Leaf]

3 days to respawn...  :D

Ha, that quote with #pipari is actually Finnish..!  :O

[slaphapy]

i like the serial # one... i gotta remember that one heh...