tutucos dirty jokes II

[tutuco21]

one father and his son go to a restaurant

the father is tall and the boy iss small and have a big head

the father order wine

the boy ask for wather

and the father punch hin in the face

the waither see but dont do nothing

the father order steack

the boy ask for french fries

an the father punch the boy again

the waither say

MAN! why are u beating your son?

the father say

do u have a BMW on your garage?

the waither say. no.

father say i have!

do u have a giant house in hollywood?

the waither say. no.

father say i have!

your whife have a small beatyfull pussy?

the waither smile and say very happy

oh yes! she have!

and the father say

myne not! cose of this BIG HEAD!

and punch the boy again!

[Vanguard3000]

So cruel.  So tasteless.  Yet stragely, I find it incredibly funny.

[Necroticon]

So cruel.

[Terror]

heheh yeah, bit english modification would be welcome, but for the rest it's great

rewritten:

A father and his son go to a restaurant.

The father is tall while the boy is short and has a big head.

The father orders wine and the boy asks for water.

Then the father punches his son in the face.

The waither sees it but doesn't do anything.

The father orders a steak.

The boy orders for french fries.

Then the father punches the boy again.

The waiter says:

Sir! Why are you beating your son?

The father responds

Do you have a BMW in your garage?

The waiter answers with no

The father says i do!

Do you have a giant house in hollywood?

The waiter answers again with no

The father says i do!

Does your wife have a small beautiful pussy?

The waiter smiles and says very happy:

Oh yes! She does!

The father say:

My wife does not! Because of this BIG HEAD!

And he punches the boy again.

[Cyborg]

Funny.

I'd like more of those.

[Seal89999]

Ive got a few in the ole archives of my brain....

Not sure if anybody would be impressed though....

[leo]

Ive got a few in the ole archives of my brain....

Not sure if anybody would be impressed though....

come on... :)

[Cyborg]

We're very flexible when it comes to this.