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Ever wanted to be a bug?

Dude_Doc

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Acriku

Acriku

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I read about that because someone brought it up in another forum that it contradicted evolution (cough cough), that bug has it all 8)

Dude_Doc

Dude_Doc

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Hey! Don't look at me, I'm not the real me! Sound: *Hehaj*. Together with the recent nano-news, imagine a new race, a combined human-Zeus bug-nano-enchanted evolutionary... (keeps talking for himself)

The_Sadukar

The_Sadukar

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heh pff, this is how humans are supposed to be...

just how is a gracefull and bueatifull vietnarmese girl (normaly about 1.52 tall) gonna carry me (1.87) on her back, and still be ever ready to do all the other things the female Zeus bug does for the male?

DjCiD

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lots of training ;)

Why wish to be a Zeus bug, just wish for a wife with Zeus bug qualities ;D

heh pff, this is how humans wives are supposed to be...

I second that 8)

DjCiD

DjCiD

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What do fat bottom girls and mopeds have in common? ???

They are both fun to ride on, till your friends catch you on one ^-^

Dude_Doc

Dude_Doc

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Well, I don't like "strong" girls. And I hate those disgusting women that has muscles like Arnold. That's jucky! So, unless you like them, it is up to you. If this would be the bug world, those would be all natural.

Danuary

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True, yea me too those big muscley girls are just gross they look all blobby, but if they're not like overly muscley thats good.

and I think those mucley girls are les*****

Terror

Terror

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You'd like someone who weighs about 10 times more then you and is five times larger then you? ???

you've seen dude where's my car? If so, check the end, where those 5 hot chicks morph together in one huge hot chick.. good enough methinks.

and i'd like a wife with slaves qualities.. much better... they are not so overpowering.. WIFE, GET ME SOME FOOD.

WIFE, GIVE ME SOME SEX.

WIFE, BRING ME ANOTHER BLANKET

this way you get all that you desire, yet you are still in control

Duncan_ghola

Duncan_ghola

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id be a praying mantis so i could be killed by my own kind and reincarnate hopefully as a monkey or gorrilla and if im lucky ill get shot and become a human or an eagle, or a big iguana that would be nice

Terror

Terror

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id be a praying mantis so i could be killed by my own kind and reincarnate hopefully as a monkey or gorrilla and if im lucky ill get shot and become a human or an eagle, or a big iguana that would be nice

ehm, okay.. not realy my kind of dream, but everyone can have his own dreams

what about an earwirm? being eaten by your own kids, how ungrateful they are...

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