Hehe... funny, if you got nothing else to do...

[Dude_Doc]

http://www.theories.com/yu/

Maybe you know about it, maybe not. It's an interactive program on the net, which you talk with. Just a tip...

[DjCiD]

Fun for a bit, he repeats his-self a lot. Twice in five minuets he asked me my favorite beverage/drink and told me he felt tired/sleepy. I guess I was so boring he wanted to fix his-self a good drink to kill the pain ... ;D

I like 'Speak with Ultimate!' better. She's down in the left hand corner.

[Dude_Doc]

That was fun, but you'll have to use some nasty words to make the whole thing work, hehe...

[Lord J]

What a really, really, really messed up program. That was the oddest thing...He even asked me about planetarion. Odd ehh?

[Terror]

well, my picture describes how lazy i was heheh

the program irritates me by asking stupid questions and replying with stupid answers... what do you know about pathiflatief or something, so i repeated his question and he didn't even know... pff what a stupid loser that bot is![attachment archived by Gobalopper]

[Andrew]

WTF? does this program look into your computer?!?

Here is my conversation. (I was asking stupid stuff)

you?

No.. I mean.. what

[Lord J]

I like that song as well, it asked me about it too. I don't have any copies of it on my computer though.

[Digital Guerrilla]

I took DjCiD's advice and talked to the other bot a much better conversation.

[Cyborg]

They're funny, but they lack the skill to stay on topic, which makes the conversation rather boring.

It's not very realistic to change the subject after both has said one sentence about it.

[Lord J]

They also have a tendency to contradict themselves. I was talking to Alice, and she brought up the subject of her green dress. However, when I asked what she was wearing, she said nothing, she doesn't wear clothes. She also doesn't have a body...Which is strange, considering her picture on the website ;)

[Dude_Doc]

It is funny when they say: "What if I am a real person who pretends to be a computer?".

[Cyborg]

Funny moments:

Human: but you might perfectly well be gay anyway

Ultimate: In any case, Umm. Thanks for the information: said I perfectly well be gay.

Human: are you gay?

Ultimate: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

Human: why not?

Ultimate: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Sondgerothja programmed me for it.

Human: would you like that?

Ultimate: It doesn't sound fun to me.

Human: we were talking about throwing you into a pool.

Ultimate: Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject.

Human: you are cracking a joke, right?

Ultimate: I don't know whether or not I am cracking a joke. I am a computer.

Human: that is up to you

Ultimate: How far up?

Human: if you want to

Ultimate: Should I want to?

Human: what if I threw the server you are installed on into a pool?

Ultimate: Try it.

Human: do you like swimming?

Ultimate: Yes but I have no body yet!

Is she programmed by a russian guy?

It is actually possible to keep on the subject if you mention it for her once every 3 sentences or so.