Darwin Awards

[Inoculator9]

These are awarded to stupid people, who remove themselves from the gene pool in unique ways, such as:

-peeing on the electrified rails of trams.

-getting their gonads bitten off by animals.

-one occassion, someone broke a car headlight and closed the circuit with a bullet, which overheated and shot into the drivers groin, thus making them unable to breed and further harm humantiy :P

These are from two books the "Darwin Awards" one and two. Hilarious stuff :)

[Ice_Cube]

lol, I have read those books, its funny reading.

3 of my favourites were:

1. Being crushed by a coke machine after trying to kick it to get a can for free.

2. Looked inside a petrol canister to see if there was any petrol left.

3. On person tried to see how close he could get his head to a high-speed moving train. (note: did not win an award as he did not die/loose the ability to reproduce. He just got a special mention ;)).

Good books ;D

[mechadragon]

http://www.darwinawards.com/