Zopwx2 Posted October 10, 2002 Share Posted October 10, 2002 condensed by: http://rinkworks.com/bookaminute/sff.shtml---------------------------------------------------------------------DuneBy Frank HerbertUltra-Condensed by Christina CarlsonFRANK HERBERT:"I'm lots smarter than you are. I challenge you to understand even one of my paragraphs!"READER:"Gee, Frank Herbert is smart. I can't even find the plot."THE END---------------------------------------------------------------------Dune MessiahBy Frank HerbertUltra-Condensed by Daniel SaultsEVERYONE:"We're absurdly over-intelligent with identical personalities." (The Conspirators do some mysterious conspiracy stuff.)MUAD'DIB:"Now that I have two children which need my support and care, I'll wander off into the desert and die for no particular reason."EVERYONE:"Wahh. "THE END---------------------------------------------------------------------Children of DuneBy Frank HerbertUltra-Condensed by Jaime Green(People do stuff that is OUT OF CHARACTER. People do stuff that makes NO SENSE. Cool arabic-type words and names are said, making Frank Herbert look SMART and COOL.) THE END---------------------------------------------------------------------God Emperor of DuneBy Frank HerbertUltra-Condensed by Ryan AustinLETO II:"Infinity." READER:"Ouch, my head just exploded."THE END---------------------------------------------------------------------........funny ha ha ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard3000 Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 LETO II:"Infinity." READER:"Ouch, my head just exploded."heh heh heh. I like that one. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acriku Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 You can tell that the "condensers" have no idea what's going on in the books. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard3000 Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 Either that, or they really don't like Dune/Herbert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemafakei Posted October 14, 2002 Share Posted October 14, 2002 DuneBy Frank HerbertUltra-Condensed by Christina CarlsonFRANK HERBERT:"Look at humanity from an outside perspective."READER:"Now, I understand more"CHRISTINA CARLSON:"Uhhh... I can't even find the plot."READER:"Then look at the meaning behind the plot"CHRISTINA CARLSON:"Uhhh..."THE END Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acriku Posted October 14, 2002 Share Posted October 14, 2002 True and true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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