Dune Books Condensed into a few sentances

[Zopwx2]

condensed by: http://rinkworks.com/bookaminute/sff.shtml

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Dune

By Frank Herbert

Ultra-Condensed by Christina Carlson

FRANK HERBERT:

"I'm lots smarter than you are. I challenge you to understand even one of my paragraphs!"

READER:

"Gee, Frank Herbert is smart. I can't even find the plot."

THE END

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Dune Messiah

By Frank Herbert

Ultra-Condensed by Daniel Saults

EVERYONE:

"We're absurdly over-intelligent with identical personalities."

(The Conspirators do some mysterious conspiracy stuff.)

MUAD'DIB:

"Now that I have two children which need my support and care, I'll wander off into the desert and die for no particular reason."

EVERYONE:

"Wahh. "

THE END

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Children of Dune

By Frank Herbert

Ultra-Condensed by Jaime Green

(People do stuff that is OUT OF CHARACTER. People do stuff that makes NO SENSE. Cool arabic-type words and names are said, making Frank Herbert look SMART and COOL.)

THE END

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God Emperor of Dune

By Frank Herbert

Ultra-Condensed by Ryan Austin

LETO II:

"Infinity."

READER:

"Ouch, my head just exploded."

THE END

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........funny ha ha ;D

[Vanguard3000]

LETO II:

"Infinity."

READER:

"Ouch, my head just exploded."

heh heh heh. I like that one. :D

[Acriku]

You can tell that the "condensers" have no idea what's going on in the books.

[Vanguard3000]

Either that, or they really don't like Dune/Herbert.

[nemafakei]

Dune

By Frank Herbert

Ultra-Condensed by Christina Carlson

FRANK HERBERT:

"Look at humanity from an outside perspective."

READER:

"Now, I understand more"

CHRISTINA CARLSON:

"Uhhh... I can't even find the plot."

READER:

"Then look at the meaning behind the plot"

CHRISTINA CARLSON:

"Uhhh..."

THE END

[Acriku]

True and true.