Underhanded or Duplicitous Acts

[chatfsh]

Deviant behavior -- check. No remorse (or very temporary) -- check.  Yes, that also qualifies as a good story.

What's wrong with using spell check??  Way too many people here obviously don't believe in using it!

[Cyborg]

Using the spell check gives the signal that you don't trust your own spelling. It tells us that you feel so insecure that you think you need help to spell. Help from a... Computer.

I don't use the spell check, because I trust my spelling capabilities. This said, I think there are certain forum members that should use the check more often (or maybe all the time...).

[nemafakei]

"What's wrong with using spell check??"

Nothing at all. The spellcheck is there to help you. Embrace the spellchecker, let it... correct your posts. Those who do not believe will... learn.

[Cyborg]

Never!

I will not give in to the spell checker!

[chatfsh]

I had something perfectly wicked to say in response to your spell check comment.  But two things prevented that 1) you don

[Cyborg]

I occasionally perform good deeds.

Huh? Like what?

I do have more stories of underhanded evilness

[chatfsh]

Good deeds:  I give monetarily to charities like United Way and the Arts and Science Council, American Cancer Society.  And most recently, I saved my sister

[Cyborg]

Hehe, how lewd.

So if your boyfriend never came, you'd be banging the poor pre-med student?

[chatfsh]

What do you mean by "poor pre-med student"?

And no, I believe in serial monogamy.  It wouldn't have happened.

[Cyborg]

Oh, hehe, by poor, I meant that he didn't know that he was just a substitute for the real boyfriend; not that you're bad in bed or anything (I wouldn't know that anyway.).

I guess serial monogamy is the most secure way of dealing with men.

[Dunenewt]

Azzuri is a 13 year old girl apparently.

[Cyborg]

You liar!

...I am 16 btw.

[chatfsh]

Oh, hehe, by poor, I meant that he didn't know that he was just a substitute for the real boyfriend; not that you're bad in bed or anything (I wouldn't know that anyway.).

Thank you for that clarification. :)

Any other stories?  I will not tell anymore unless someone else tells one first.