Funny shit

[Terror]

Now, here i have this funny url, it's not about shit, but i just call it shit, you know? Like you say shit to everything you do wrong.. and jadda jadda you get the message, anyway....

So why would you read it? Now don't ask me this question, how should i know... no you should read it, cuz it's rather funny where people can bitch about, it is comparable to Navaros' bitching, you know, why does the pizza fucker cut my pizza's in half or something like that. Bitching and yet funny.

the url is www.damnit.com (i know, how simple), but there are such funny stories on it. A few examples:

1. Violent impulses:

i feel so bad! I was standing in a circle with a few friends but I was talking to someone else on the side and not listening to anything the circle was saying, and suddenly Aaron pushes me and I almost fall backwards so i say "don't fucking push me" and kicked him in the shin and they all just stare at me and what made me feel even shittier is HE APOLOGIZED and Jesse says "we were playing a game. you were supposed to pass it on" and i felt really stupid and I apologized to Aaron and he hugged me and I still feel really dumb.

*takes a moment for everyone to agree*

and that is all. bye!

2: My current things to damn about...

With so many different things going on now I've gotten more than one reason to come here a bitch, so here I am bitching once again!

First I would like to start by damning video games. Damn ALL video games to hell for sucking the life out of me for the past 5 years. Granted they are pretty damn fun but sometimes they are too damn fun. Especially online role-playing games like Evercrack and ultima online. I swear those games are laced with heroin and coke. I once read an article about this fat, depressed kid who shot himself in the head cause he lost a bunch of his in-game stuff.

I want to also like to serve a nice warm cup of shut-the-hell-up to all of these hippy ass anti-war protesters infesting our goddamn country. I mean I have to see these godamn people every day as I drive to work, standing by the street with their candles lit, singing kum-baya and shit. HELLO the war's almost over, and these inbreds are still there every night like one day Bush is gonna say "OK well since these poor folk keep going out at night with their candle light vigils I guess that's reason enough to stop."

I want to also serve a nice warm cup of shut-the-hell-up to all of these celebrities jumping on the bandwagon spewing their anti-war opinions. Since when does being rich and famous mean I should give a flying fuck about what the hell you think.

Finally, I'd like to wish damnation on my damn health teacher, who is pregnant, and apparently thats reason enought to give me a damn F.

3: Scrambled eggs and messges

i love mrs. werkman!! I just strolled into class a half hour late and i went to go explain to her and she said "don't worry, I didn't mark you absent, tiffany" she is to cool.

in other news, I'm going to fail algebra or something now, cuz I didn't do that god damn whaleboat project i was supposed to. *shrugs*

in other news, again, I have a huge cavity on the left side of my teeth, where it was before. It must have regrown or something.

I'm going to megan's afterschool and then i get to watch her in the talen show *tear* she's gonna be a staaaaaaaaaaaar!!

images of philip float through my head...sitting near him is extremely distracting during class.

i keep wanting to kiss him, touch him, yum. he hangs out with a bunch of metal head guys and preppy-looking girls. *growls to herself* oh well it's not really like I have a chance anyway. but oh well.

-tiff

[FireSnake]

Now, here i have this funny url, it's not about shit, but i just call it shit, you know? Like you say shit to everything you do wrong.. and jadda jadda you get the message, anyway....

*Takes a pencil and a notebook and makes notes...*

Okay, got it. :P

- Matthew

[lowzeewee]

Well.......well.....well....well

*Lowzeewee slams his computer against his laptop* :P

Hmmmmmmmm

[Vanguard3000]

Since when does being rich and famous mean I should give a flying fuck about what the hell you think.

My thoughts exactly.