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My report was not accepted on BattleReports.com?It says it was to short.Here is the whole thing:

Game:Emperor:Battle for Dune

BTW-This is a great game!The Dune series started RTS,and should be commended and supported more on that.I encourage you to buy Emperor even if EA(Entertainment Assimilators) has destroyed Clans and Ladders.But by then they were over-ridden with cheating multi-nickers,so EA did one smart thing for emperor and shut down clans.Anyway,you will find nice people on Emperor,and many are willing to give you GREAT tips.So BUY,BUY,BUY and restore the glory of Dune!

Ok.Back on topic.You might not believe this but I will tell it to you anyway.

One day,as I was dusting up on my emperor skills,I decided to play a skirmish against a Hark comp.I decided to give them only Tleilaxu,and I had both Sard and Fremen.

So,in the end,where my Sards and Sard Elites were duking it out with 3 Devas,and I was maintaining my base from the other comp(who wasn't part of this strange thing at all)I heard the all-too-familiar,"unit lost"

I thought nothing of it until I heard repeated, "unit lost".

At this point,I decided to check it out.Probably nothing hurtful,I thought.A buzzsaw or 2...or maybe a flame tank.

<i>Might have to micro a bit,</i>

I thought to myself as I scanned the map to the enemy base.

Then,when I got there,I saw total horror.The base was over-run with those slimy Contaminators,and now they were smacking all of my Sards!Of course,I got there in time to save a few and fight them a bit.

But the majority of my Sards were lost,and all the remaining ones were either killed by buzz-saws and the remaining Deva,or slapped and turned into Contaminators.

<i>Oh,well,I thought to myself.Wasn't a total loss anyways.2 Devas dead,and I got a bunch of their Contaminators.</i>

<b>I bet you're thinking now,end of the story,right?Not yet.About 10 minutes later,I heard unit lost again.

<i>Probably one of my scouts,</i>I thought.(I was playing on Fishers Plain and had alot of scouts on the battle-field)Then I keep hearing unit lost,AGAIN!And now MY base is over-run with those slimy things!Luckily for me,I managed to get a few Machine-Gun Turrets up(I was playing as Atr)and then those bags of slimy shit were riddled with bullets!MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Eh-hmm.Sorry for that.

Well,that just about concludes it for this one.See ya later, AK47 001

(Known as the same thing on the Fed2k Boards.((www.dune2k.com)) )

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No, that's too short by their standards; you can pad it out, or you can create an HTML file, upload it, and use the "link to HTML file on BattleReports.com" checkbox. :-

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