A theory on beer!

[djhenry]

I have not seen anyone explain this as well as Cliff Clavin, on

Cheers.

One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to

his buddy Norm. Here's how it went:

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as

fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest

and weakest ones in the back that are killed first. This natural selection

is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the

whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the

slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain

cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells,

making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always

feel smarter after a few beers."

[Frodo_I]

pure inspiration, genius even

[nemafakei]

That is top quality waffle.