Watch what you say

[Gwizz]

I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth.

I tried this a few more times with no success.

All the while, Karen, the wife, who was watching from the kitchen window, muttering to herself about how men need to be told how to do everything, opened the window and yelled to me 'You need a piece of tail.'

I turned with a confused look on my face and said,

'Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite.'

[Old Codger]

Good one Gwizz.  ;D

[MisterHinton]

LOL x3 ... reminds me of an ex-wife I recall... ;D