The DADA survey v 2.0

[TMA_1]

My friend Robbie and I grew tired of the ridiculous surveys floating around places like myspace and such. Because of this we desired to make the anti-survey, something that would be enjoyable, though weird to fill out. We posted this second version on Myspace about a year and a half ago, figured I would post it here! Enjoy, and be prepared for wackiness! (There are many other questions, but I shortened it for brevity

[exatreide]

do we need the caps?

[TMA_1]

nah not really, just used to seperate the questions from the answers. I can happily say that all credit card pin numbers would be accepted! I dont really know what to do with them though, thats the problem. Not to mention the obvious issue of extreme immorality from stealing money and ruining a person's credit. lol

[Darth Kwisatz]

Someone better kick this off...

BASIC INFO-

FAVORITE TELEVISION SHOW: The Glasshouse

LEAST FAVORITE TELEVISION SHOW: Hi 5

FAVORITE TELEVISION SHOW THEME: The Streets of San Francisco

FAVORITE TELEVISION DRAMA: 24

FAVORITE TELEVISION COMEDY: Absolute Power

FAVORITE ANIMATED TELEVISION SERIES: Daria

FAVORITE TELEVISION SHOW WRITER: Joss Whedon

FAVORITE TALK SHOW HOST: Michael Parkinson

LEAST FAVORITE TELEVISION ACTOR: B D Wong

LEAST FAVORITE TELEVISION ACTRESS: The one who plays the forensic MD in SVU at the moment.

FAVORITE TELEVISION ACTOR: Denis Haysbert

FAVORITE TELEVISION ACTRESS: Magda Szubanski

FAVORITE MOMENT(S) IN TELEVISION: 9/11, but only because journalists were speechless.

FAVORITE FILM TO TELEVISION ADAPTATION: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

FAVORITE SCIENCE FICTION MOVIE: 2001 A Space Odyssey

FAVORITE ACTION MOVIE: Lawrence of Arabia

FAVORITE HORROR MOVIE: The Exorcist (1973)

FAVORITE FEEL GOOD MOVIE: Dirty Harry

FAVORITE MOVIE: Pink Flamingos

LEAST FAVORITE TELEVISION NETWORK: Foxtel

LEAST FAVORITE EXTENDED CABLE NETWORK: Foxtel

LEAST FAVORITE FILM/TELEVISION GENRE: Chick flicks

FAVORITE LIFETIME MOVIE: Not Only But Also

FAVORITE MINI-SERIES: Cricket in the 70's

FAVORITE COOKING SHOW HOST: Jamie Oliver

FAVORITE COMMERCIAL: You Need Uncle Sam

FAVORITE CHILDREN'S SHOW: South Park

THE FLINSTONES OR THE JETSONS: Flintstones

DICK YORK OR DICK SEARGENT: Dick York

MILHOUSE VAN HOUTEN OR PAUL PFEIFFER: Paul Pfeiffer

RANDOM QUESTIONS:

HALL OR OATES: Go to hell.

BOOBS OR BOOBS: Ummm....

ANDY GRIFFITH IN THE ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW OR ANDY GRIFFITH IN MATLOCK: Matlock, but only just.

IS ED HARRIS YOUR PATRIOT?: Ed Wood.

SAT'S OR STD'S: No diseases to speak of.

WHAT IS SEXY?: Dave Graney

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WORD?: Youleh

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO CHANGE YOUR NAME TO?: John Doe

FAVORITE QUARTERBACK NAME: What's a quaterback?

PATTY HEARST OR THE LINDBERGH BABY: Patty

ARE YOU HAVING A BIG MAC ATTACK?: I attack Big Macs.

FAVORITE JOHN WILLIAMS SCORE: for The Empire Strikes Back.

FAVORITE DINOSAUR: Stegosaurus

FAVORITE CHIPS: Greasy fat ones

FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK: Tuesday

WHETHER YOU'RE A BROTHER OR WHETHER YOU'RE A MOTHER, ARE YOU STAYIN' ALIVE?: Just

FAVORITE COMPILATION ALBUM: The Psychedelic Scene

DO YOU LIKE THE SMELL OF GASOLINE?: Not while I'm driving

TITLE OF YOUR FUTURE AUTOBIOGRAPHY: Brains into Statues

FAVORITE MOVIE VILLAIN: Hannibal Lector

LEAST FAVORITE SURVEY QUESTION: This one.

FAVORITE CELEBRITY BOOBS: Taylor Stevens

FAVORITE BREED OF DOG: Great Dane

FAVORITE DICTATOR: Donald Trump

FAVORITE PASTRY: Meat Pie

PICK A NUMBER BETWEEN 1 AND 10: 9

DRAPES OR BLINDS: Blinds

FAVORITE CITY IN THE STATES, OR HELL (i.e. EUROPE ;-) ): New York

CALAMITY JANE OR JANE EYRE: Calamity

HAVE YOU EVER EATEN NAKED LUNCH?: Lunch naked.

ARE YOU A CALIFORNIA DREAMER?: Definitely not.

MARBLES OR TIDDLEY WINKS: Marbles

WHY?: Because they're breakable

HOW DO YOU FEEL?: Like a Tooheys

[alchemi2]

BASIC INFO-

FAVORITE TELEVISION SHOW: Star Trek The Next Generation

LEAST FAVORITE TELEVISION SHOW: Teletubies

FAVORITE TELEVISION SHOW THEME: The Protectors (The Avenues and Alleyways)

FAVORITE TELEVISION DRAMA: Cadfeal

FAVORITE TELEVISION COMEDY: Red Dwarf

FAVORITE ANIMATED TELEVISION SERIES: The Simpsons

FAVORITE TELEVISION SHOW WRITER: Ann Donahue

FAVORITE TALK SHOW HOST: Michael Parkinson

LEAST FAVORITE TELEVISION ACTOR: Andy peebles

LEAST FAVORITE TELEVISION ACTRESS: Ulrica Johnson

FAVORITE TELEVISION ACTOR: David Jason

FAVORITE TELEVISION ACTRESS: Courtney Cox

FAVORITE MOMENT(S) IN TELEVISION: Judy finnagans blouse poping open at award show.

FAVORITE FILM TO TELEVISION ADAPTATION: Dune the mini series

FAVORITE SCIENCE FICTION MOVIE: Darkstar

FAVORITE ACTION MOVIE: Pitchblack

FAVORITE HORROR MOVIE: Aliens

FAVORITE FEEL GOOD MOVIE: Now and Then

FAVORITE MOVIE: Zulu

LEAST FAVORITE TELEVISION NETWORK:  Channel 4

LEAST FAVORITE EXTENDED CABLE NETWORK:

LEAST FAVORITE FILM/TELEVISION GENRE: Blood and gore Horror

FAVORITE LIFETIME MOVIE: It's a Wonderful Life

FAVORITE MINI-SERIES: I Claudius

FAVORITE COOKING SHOW HOST:

FAVORITE COMMERCIAL: any of the Hamlet cigars ad

FAVORITE CHILDREN'S SHOW: Charlton and the Wheelies

THE FLINSTONES OR THE JETSONS: Flintstones

DICK YORK OR DICK SEARGENT: Dick York

MILHOUSE VAN HOUTEN OR PAUL PFEIFFER: WHO!!!

RANDOM QUESTIONS: Is It Your Round?

HALL OR OATES: Again Who?

BOOBS OR BOOBS: of all shapes and sizes. Remember one in the hand is worth two in the bra.

ANDY GRIFFITH IN THE ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW OR ANDY GRIFFITH IN MATLOCK: Matlock

IS ED HARRIS YOUR PATRIOT?: !!!!!!

SAT'S OR STD'S: None

WHAT IS SEXY?: Seven of Nine

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WORD?: indubitabley

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO CHANGE YOUR NAME TO?: quite happy with the one i've got, thanks.

FAVORITE QUARTERBACK NAME: Jim Mcmahon

PATTY HEARST OR THE LINDBERGH BABY: Patty

ARE YOU HAVING A BIG MAC ATTACK?: Not if i can help it.

FAVORITE JOHN WILLIAMS SCORE: Jurrasic park

FAVORITE DINOSAUR: Raptor

FAVORITE CHIPS: Homemade

FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK: Thursday

WHETHER YOU'RE A BROTHER OR WHETHER YOU'RE A MOTHER, ARE YOU STAYIN' ALIVE?: yep

FAVORITE COMPILATION ALBUM: Country Idols

DO YOU LIKE THE SMELL OF GASOLINE?: Nope

TITLE OF YOUR FUTURE AUTOBIOGRAPHY: In memory yet green

FAVORITE MOVIE VILLAIN: Castor Troy

LEAST FAVORITE SURVEY QUESTION:

FAVORITE CELEBRITY BOOBS: Angelina Jolie's

FAVORITE BREED OF DOG: Black Labradors

FAVORITE DICTATOR: Id Amin

FAVORITE PASTRY: Chocolate Eclaire

PICK A NUMBER BETWEEN 1 AND 10: 3

DRAPES OR BLINDS: Blinds

FAVORITE CITY IN THE STATES: Chicago

CALAMITY JANE OR JANE EYRE: Eyre

HAVE YOU EVER EATEN NAKED LUNCH?: Lunch naked.

ARE YOU A CALIFORNIA DREAMER?: Posibly

MARBLES OR TIDDLEY WINKS: Tiddley Winks

WHY?: Indoor sport

HOW DO YOU FEEL?: Rather tired and slightly drunk