NOOBie Stories

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Once i was online playing this guythat said he was good and his record was 16/0 At (worst/best) so then i played him and i was winning cause he tried to use all his money on devas. and he only got 1 then he made him walk on the sand toward my base and then got eaten by a worm.Then i wooped him so bad just cause he used all his money then the game was over so i quit and he says: >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

Newb

Coward

Noob

Glit

trimph

[Andrew]

Try

http://www.dune2k.com/forum/?board=7;action=display;threadid=10835;start=0#msg178031

I'm sure there are many other noobie threads.

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anybody here have anymore

[lowzeewee]

Once i was online playing this guythat said he was good and his record was 16/0 At (worst/best) so then i played him and i was winning cause he tried to use all his money on devas. and he only got 1 then he made him walk on the sand toward my base and then got eaten by a worm.Then i wooped him so bad just cause he used all his money then the game was over so i quit and he says: >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

Newb

Coward

Noob

Glit

trimph

That's so common of sore loser n00bs...but that part about his deva getting eaten by a worm halfway to your base is so damn hilarious man!LOL! ::)

[Fremen5]

This isn't agianst a Newbie, but one time the AI sent this convoy across the sand by a dustbowl, and I had A bunch of Dust scouts in there, and they were all destroyed. :)

[lowzeewee]

This isn't agianst a Newbie, but one time the AI sent this convoy across the sand by a dustbowl, and I had A bunch of Dust scouts in there, and they were all destroyed. :)

Huh? ???

When n00bs were playing me.Like typical n00bs,the atr n00b moved his MCV to the hark n00b's base,walled up both of their conyards and kept building machinegun turrets and flame turrets respectively.Both of them had 1 unupgraded ref each :P.So when I wanted to engi-drop the atriedes guy,I realised it was gonna be impossible due to about 7 turrets from the 2 n00bs clogging up the ref and the conyard.So I decided to buy just 1 mortar while my ally,requested by me,watched the "comedy".I simply deployed my 1 mortar and kept wiping off all the turrets and just before they were destroyed,they said I was cheating. :D

[Fremen5]

This isn't agianst a Newbie, but one time the AI sent this convoy across the sand by a dustbowl, and I had A bunch of Dust scouts in there, and they were all destroyed. :)

Huh? ???

The AI that was passing was destroyed