Okay Emperor Junkies

[Terror]

hmmm, *Terror scratches at chin* ok, but you open my present

[rogue1896]

ALRIGHT! A PRESENT

*ignoring the obvious trap, rogue dives at the present and tears the wrapping to shreds in mere moments*

I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT IT IS

*a picture of a skull is on the top removeable cover of the box*

hmmm, that's a wierd insignia

*rogue removes the top and a hand pops out heading straight for his face. the hand has two fingers sticking out and they both poke rogue in each eye*

dangit, that really hurt

*rubs eyes*

now, you open mine.

*terror opens rogue's present*

see, it's a teddy bear. cool, huh? what, you think it was a trap or something?

[Terror]

HUUUUUUUUG TEDDYBEAR

yo thanx rogue

but what do i hear? tic tac tic tac

[rogue1896]

oh, thats a clock. it's on the back of the bear. lol, what kind of person do you take me for?

*pulls out detonator*

seriously now. just take the bear over there a bit

[Terror]

*Grabs bear*

[rogue1896]

*rogue runs behind a crate quickly and pulls the detonater. nothing happens. he tries again. nothing. he tries once more. again, nothing. he gets up and walks back to terror holding the bear*

Let me see that bear!

*rogue grabs the bear and squeezes it hard. a squeeky noise emits from the bear and rogue's face turn's pale white.*

i yeah, that was the detonater...

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM* *then randomly a large boulder lands on rogue's burned body*

owwie

[Terror]

looooooooool! ;D ROTFL

*Terror stares confused at the burned body and pushes the boulder off*

WTF? I've never been lucky before, this can't happen... how can i be lucky? there must be something wrong.

*Grabs detonator that is still in Rogue's burned right hand*

hmmm what the hell was wrong with this? *pushes the button again*

Click! :-X AAARGH! Stupid me! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

[rogue1896]

*both rogue and terror arrive in hell at the same time*

Why the hell am I here? that was all self defense, really! no, seriously. self defense. ahh, hell with it. i'll still kill you,..., again! hwuhaha.

*rogue pulls out his rocket launcher and hides behind a rock*

*also pulls out his NERF gun, but loaded with SOGGY arrows!!* (how you ask can there be soggy arrows in hell? i dunno. go along with it.)

The Hunt, is On!

[Terror]

Terror, reasonable tall for a human feels like an ant in hell. He stands in front of the gate and looks up. Behind the gate a huge red guy with a big smile and a fork in his paws stands there.

He says: "Welcome my little friend.... i have been expecting you!"

Terror: "Well, if you are the devil, that seems logical yeah"

Devil: "But there is ought to be another guy around here. He too is supposed to be in hell"

Terror: "Ah you mean Rogue?"

Devil: "Yeah, you know him?"

Terror: "Yeah, we've been together till death, but if you seek him. He's hiding behin THAT rock."

[rogue1896]

*rogue, oblivious to everything, sits behind the rock playing Falldown on his Graphing Calculator*

DAMMIT, i almost beat my high score that time.

*rogue throws the calculator upon the ground and turns to his side*

Oh, shit. who the hell are you!

I, my little friend, AM the devil. i just wanted to know if you were gonna sign up hockey game this tuesday. you in? you're on the New Jersey Devils. that ok with you?

sure, fine. i just gotta take care of this here pestilence.

oh, you mean terror here. i have an idea, a deathmatch in the Halls of Immortal Pain. it'll be fun. you can have that rocket launcher and terror here can have the plasma launcher.

cool. well terror? you up for a fight to the death. well, look at it this way, if we die, where we gonna go, seattle?

(little south park humor there. lol)

[Terror]

:- hmmm sure... game of pong? 1on1?

ah u wanna deathmatch... hmm but i'm already dead right?

bring it on!

*grabs spoon*

BAM BAM BAM BAM take that you big devil