Last Supper or GTFO

[piterdevries]

Just happened last Wednesday. They really never wanna let go of me.

Okay, they came. Two of 'em, a woman and a man. Dad knocked on my room's door and called me, saying that I have visitors.

Heh, some visitors indeed. (People from my church)

"We've been looking for you since October," the woman said.

"Where have you been? Why haven't you shown up?" the man said.

(Haven't been attending since October)

I just smiled.

"You'd better stop this, think of the consequences," dude said.

"Where will you be when you leave us?" woman said.

(They claim that they're the only ones who have the "right" to be saved. Everyone outside their religion is doomed to burn eternally, literally. Right...)

Nod.

"Better go there tomorrow evening, it won't be long," guy said.

"You'll regret it if you don't show up," woman said.

(I'd better attend their "Last Supper" or else my "right to be saved" will be jeopardized)

"Heh okay," I said.

"Can I have your number? We'll need to have a connection," guy said.

"You MUST go there. No one else is capable of this," woman said.

(ATTEND OR GTFO. ATTEND OR ETERNAL DAMNATION)

I wrote my number in a piece of paper then went back to my room.

My mom already told them that I no longer want to be part of their congregation. They simply said "He just needs some lecturing."

If I say it myself then I might get a longer lecture. Battle plan for now is to let my membership die off.