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You are a TOTAL AND COMPLETE GOOBER!!! You obviously know nothing about Dune and should either go stand in a river or go rent the movie or TV serial or read the book or SOMETHING!!! STAT!!!! How are you living with your sorry self??? *sigh*

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You are Paul. You are the protaganist of the film. You think you're the Kwisatz Hadderach (trans-> the Universe's Super Being) but you're so busy getting revenge for your dad's death on someone who didn't even kill him that you forgot that making it rain on Arrakis would kill the worms and thus, end spice flow. STUPID! You gotta get those priorities straight. I know your mom and dad are fuck ups, but you should watch your kid sister's back, yo.

Ha. I could see that coming a mile away. :)

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You are Bill Gates! The Dark Lord Himself! You evil money monger! Well, at least Daryn thinks you have a sexy body. And you gotta know, nerds and billionaires get crazy laid. Basically, it's not a bad thing. Really it's not.

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Took the wrong quiz...here's the Dune one:

You are Dr. Wellington Yueh! You are DEAN STOCKWELL! Ok, I personally think Dean Stockwell was best in his Quantum Leap days, but you get to do some really intense emotional acting here -- two short blips but they're hard core, yo. You're a traitor but hey, look at the emotional strain it put on you and they did have your significant hot person hostage. And you do get your come uppance. You're a tragic character. Tom Joad, eat your heart out!

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You are Princess Irulan. Your role in the movie consists of narrating on and off, being told off by your dad, and sitting around like so much pretty human furnature. You'd probably be happier in the TV series where you at least get some god damn character developement even though you were damn annoying. Anyway, you're pretty and your brother was Mr Blonde in Reservoir Dogs. And you've got some of the best lines in the movie. Even though your life is sad, you are emblematic of the Dune phenomenon.

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lol......figures..

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(substitute things like "you are" for "I am", since I'm too lazy to do it for you. Thanks.)

You are Piter. You are Brad Dourif with extremely bad hair, worse eyebrows, and a terrible costume. But you're still BRAD DOURIF and you make the greatest accentuations to your very slow and deliberate speeches with your hands. Mmmmm.... and you have that sexy voice that so many children know and love as that of... CHUCKY! Anyway, you are a deadly assassin but you really ought not to look at people when they cry or you might die a horrible death. You would be cooler if you cleaned up a bit. Maybe do a few Child's Play movies. Maybe a little Exorcist III if you know what I mean... just stop dying in every movie you're in!!

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You are a TOTAL AND COMPLETE GOOBER!!! You obviously know nothing about Dune and should either go stand in a river or go rent the movie or TV serial or read the book or SOMETHING!!! STAT!!!! How are you living with your sorry self??? *sigh*

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Which obviously isn't true. Just goes to show how pathetic that quiz was. ::)

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You are Bill Gates! The Dark Lord Himself! You evil money monger! Well, at least Daryn thinks you have a sexy body. And you gotta know, nerds and billionaires get crazy laid. Basically, it's not a bad thing. Really it's not.

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you could also have been:

daryn

danny from 'the shining'

freddy krueger

greg proops

alia from 'dune'

jay from 'clerks', etc.

eric cartman from 'south park'

bill gates

quentin tarantino

Goody goody...

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Oh yes, and...

You are Piter. You are Brad Dourif with extremely bad hair, worse eyebrows, and a terrible costume. But you're still BRAD DOURIF and you make the greatest accentuations to your very slow and deliberate speeches with your hands. Mmmmm.... and you have that sexy voice that so many children know and love as that of... CHUCKY! Anyway, you are a deadly assassin but you really ought not to look at people when they cry or you might die a horrible death. You would be cooler if you cleaned up a bit. Maybe do a few Child's Play movies. Maybe a little Exorcist III if you know what I mean... just stop dying in every movie you're in!!

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you could also have been:

paul

alia

jessica

piter

duncan

irulan

feyd

yueh

chani

baron

a total goober

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(I just choose some answers that looked funney)

You are Feyd! You are Sting! Back in the '80s before the hairplugs and the rain forest and pot belly!!! You are Sting with a sexy body! You also get to jump around and yell a lot. You're so cool. Everyone wants to be you. Except when you die. Cuz you're a pompous ass. You should have realized that you were the BAD GUY and so you had to die. You have a problem with denial. But check out your hotness in the shower scene...

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