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Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale....

Man, It doesn't get any better tha Dune & Monty Python together...

I have shooting script from the Holy Grail (Yeah, I'm a fanatic)

You should see the scenes they threw out and never filmed.

Instead of swallows, it was originally ants...

Python dialog is a mainstay in coversations with my brothers.

Every phone call starts with "Oh!  How'd ya do!"

And somewhere in the conversation comes:

What sort of ballistic missle is that then?

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You will cut it down with...A HERRING! *dramatic chord*

My fave is:

Yes! It was the dreaded three-headed knight!

The fiercest creature for yards around!

But second, after second, Robin held his own.

But the onslaught grew too much for this brave knight.

Scarcely, with his armor damped, when Robin, suddenly - dramatically, changed his tactics!...*Music* Brave Sir Robin ran away *Music*

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All things dull and ugly,

All creatures short and squat,

All things rude and nasty,

The Lord God made the lot.

Each little snake that poisons,

Each little wasp that stings,

He made their brutish venom.

He made their horrid wings.

All things scabbed and ulcerous,

All pox and viral strains,

Putrid, foul and gangrenous,

The Lord gave us such pains.

Each nasty little hornet,

Each beastly, slimy squid,

Who made the spikey urchin?

Who made the sharks - He did!

All things sick and cancerous,

All evil great and small,

All things foul and dangerous,

The Lord God made them all.

It's not quite the original, but close enough.

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Eer!  I'm annoying?  I'm having fun.  I'm just quoting!

Your arm's cut off!

'Tis only a flesh would!

Vhat is your name!

Sir Lancelot of Camelot.

Vhat is your quest?

I seek the holy grail!

Vhat is your favorite color?

Blue!

You may pass.

Vhat is your name?

Sir Robin.

Vhat is your quest?

I seek the Holy Grail.

What is the capital of Asseria?

What?  I don't know that?!

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

Vhat is your name?

Sir Galahad of Camelot!

Vhat is your quest?

I seek the Holy Grail!

Vhat is your favorite color?

Blue!..........No, I mean....YELOOOOOWW!

Vhat is your name?

I am King Arthur of Camelot!

Vhat is your quest?

I seek the Holy Grail!

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

What? What do you mean?  An african or a European swallow?  (And are they carrying coconuts?)

Vhat?  I don't know that!  AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

One, two, five!

Three, sir, three!

Odd sentence:  Mr. Frodo, I think we took a wrong turn at Albuqurque!  Mr. Frodo?  Mr. FRODO!

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