piterdevries Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 yesterday i drank a can of pepsi then i farted for approx. 7 times,, then i went to the bathroom to take a shower and i noticed some blood on my underwear... what was it? ??? ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyborg Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 You farted for 7 times? Or you farted 7 times?Maybe you have hemorrhoids, haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piterdevries Posted April 16, 2007 Author Share Posted April 16, 2007 haha... i farted 7 times :-[fartfartfartfartfartfartfart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 Could be any number of things, from a simple cut to swallowing razors. And since you had to sense to ask the question in a public forum, and so maturely at that, rather than research it online or ask people with medical qualifications, I'm going to go with internal bleeding. You have cancer, three weeks to live tops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 See a doctor... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piterdevries Posted April 16, 2007 Author Share Posted April 16, 2007 im dying?? yeeeeehaaaaaaaaaawww!! ;D ;D ;D ;Dmaybe ill see a doctor this week... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyborg Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 Blood can also come from having something repeatedly inserted into- and removed from anus in quick motion, creating immense irritation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piterdevries Posted April 16, 2007 Author Share Posted April 16, 2007 never inserted anything in my anus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gryphon Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 See a doctor...Never bend over again if you don't trust the one next to you, and never, ever post stuff like this on the internet....Just a thought... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyborg Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 never inserted anything in my anus Did that Pepsi taste weird? Perhaps you were drugged by someone in need of some casual manlove. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gryphon Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 Did that Pepsi taste weird? Perhaps you were drugged by someone in need of some casual manlove.[/quote]And I bet I know who that was. Any one seen NaMp recently .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemafakei Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 Well done. Sounds like you also drank the can opening widget. Gas was formed when it reacted with your verious digestive fluids, and its remains are now busy cutting holes in your intestines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anathema Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 Blood can also come from having something repeatedly inserted into- and removed from anus in quick motion, creating immense irritation.Speaking from experience? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tezcatlipoca Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 The can was a diversion. The fluid, which couldn't be replicated exactly given the disgusting ingredients that Pepsi-Co uses, was simply the vehicle for microscopic medical analysis and short term tracking devices. Upon finding you medically appropriate, you were abducted, probed, your memory wiped, and released back into the wild.And if you find the chronic tracking device embedded under your skin, don't worry; most of us have one by now. Mine two inches to the left of the base of my sternum. That way it can release toxins directly into my heart if I attempt to tamper with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunner154 Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 You're changing your gender. The fart is the real diversion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egeides Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 Try Coke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acriku Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 If you REALLY want a problem with the ass, try eating a whole pack of Mentos and then chugging an entire bottle of Diet Coke. You will be shooting coke out of your ass in no time! Great clearing method! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeff2429 Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 What the fook. This thread turned out great for some late night comedy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyborg Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 That's actually right, Acricu. I saw a clip om break.com where a guy "shit his pants" with coke after doing just that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negative Reaction Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Its not that funny when one guy who you happen to work with does it. But well sometimes, the passing of wind is unavoidable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veK Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 next time try drinking the pepsi with your mouth ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lowzeewee Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 next time try drinking the pepsi with your mouth ;)LMAO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyborg Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 Funny that you laugh your ass off in a topic about ass problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 LMAO.Funny that you laugh your ass off in a topic about ass problems.Well thats hilarious!!!! rofl..Did that Pepsi taste weird? Perhaps you were drugged by someone in need of some casual manlove.And I bet I know who that was. Any one seen NaMp recently ....Hmz.. i think that explains..He was kinda guy who would drop a soap in the gym's man-shower to get some one bent over...and probably he found one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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