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Guess the Dictator or Sit-Com Character


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It's good for a laugh :)

http://www.smalltime.com/dictator.html

I win again! You are player number 11 to have chosen Robert Mugabe from Zimbabwe. I knew you were Robert Mugabe from Zimbabwe from the start, but I strung you along for a while to make it seem more sporting. I hope that one day you will overcome the powerful sense of humiliation that you now feel. Until then, good luck.

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It wasn't easy, but I won this time. You are player number 5 to have chosen hitler from germany. hitler from germany was a tough one, but I've had a lot of practice. Thanks for giving me something to do. Please visit again soon.

Even though he was austrian... It was the 'have you been played by charlie chaplin' that gave me away... ;)

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Well, I win this round. You are player number 230 to pick Agusto Pinochet from Chile, and what a clever choice it was! You almost had me for a while, but you let your guard down. Don't worry, it happens to all of us sooner or later. Please play again, and next time I'll be ready for you, Agusto Pinochet from Chile.

Drat! But you spelled "Augusto" wrong! Let's try a harder one...

I win again! You are player number 10 to have chosen Gheorghe Gheorghiu-Dej from Romania. I knew you were Gheorghe Gheorghiu-Dej from Romania from the start, but I strung you along for a while to make it seem more sporting. I hope that one day you will overcome the powerful sense of humiliation that you now feel. Until then, good luck.

Holy crap, this guy is good! :O Alright, let's look for even more obscure ones...

Congratulations, you stumped me! It certainly seemed that you were Erwin Rommel from Germany, but if you say you weren't, I guess I have to believe you. Not that I'm happy about it. In fact, you've ruined my whole day. But I'll get you next time!

In the meanwhile, if you tell me who you were and help me out with a good yes/no question, I'll be able to guess it right next time. Please, try to think of a good general question that can be answered "yes" for lots of characters, not just the one that you were thinking of. And if you can't think of a good question, don't worry about it, just go and play a new game.

MWAHAHAHA!! I win! It couldn't guess Karl Donitz, the second (and last) Fuhrer of Nazi Germany! Ok so he only ruled for 10 days, and he didn't rule much of anything since Germany was in chaos... but I still won! ;D

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Well, I win this round. You are player number 36 to pick Augustus from Ancient Rome, and what a clever choice it was! You almost had me for a while, but you let your guard down. Don't worry, it happens to all of us sooner or later. Please play again, and next time I'll be ready for you, Augustus from Ancient Rome.

Congrats. Though I wasn't sure if you'd get it, I didn't deliberately choose a hopelessly obscure one. This time...

You won this time, puny mortal! And I fail again. I guess my parents were right, I'll always be a failure. I guess it's time to start looking for a new job.

But maybe you can help me so that I'll do better next time. In the form below, enter your character and a yes/no question that I can use to guess the character. For example, if you were pretending to be Gilligan from Gilligan's Island, and I guessed that you were the Skipper from Gilligan's Island, a good yes/no question would be "Are you thin?" or "Do you often break things?". Please please please try to make your question as general as possible.

Mwa ha! Seems that Empress Wu Hu (who maybe doesn't count as a dictator in everyone's books, but still...) just isn't well known enough.

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Not bad. Not right, but very close. It guess Mao when I had Deng Xiaping. I would have figured it knew it wasn't Mao when it asked if I worked for Mao, and I said yes.

Although it *did* get Frasier Crain right *and* G.W. Bush (Boy did it nail bush... 10 unnecessary questions after it obviously knew the answer)

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It wasn't easy, but I won this time. You are player number 23 to have chosen Drew Carey from The Drew Carry Show. Drew Carey from The Drew Carry Show was a tough one, but I've had a lot of practice. Thanks for giving me something to do. Please visit again soon.

Marge Simpson rofl. That one is funny. :)

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Well, I win this round. You are player number 15 to pick Marshall Tito from Yugoslavia, and what a clever choice it was! You almost had me for a while, but you let your guard down. Don't worry, it happens to all of us sooner or later. Please play again, and next time I'll be ready for you, Marshall Tito from Yugoslavia.

Damn, he's great.

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It wasn't easy, but I won this time. You are player number 1245 to have chosen Will Smith from Fresh Prince Of Belair. Will Smith from Fresh Prince Of Belair was a tough one, but I've had a lot of practice. Thanks for giving me something to do. Please visit again soon

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I win again! You are player number 31 to have chosen Marshall Petain from France. I knew you were Marshall Petain from France from the start, but I strung you along for a while to make it seem more sporting. I hope that one day you will overcome the powerful sense of humiliation that you now feel. Until then, good luck.

This one was tricky

I win again! You are player number 2 to have chosen Bender from Futurama. I knew you were Bender from Futurama from the start, but I strung you along for a while to make it seem more sporting. I hope that one day you will overcome the powerful sense of humiliation that you now feel. Until then, good luck.

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Drat! But you spelled "Augusto" wrong! Let's try a MWAHAHAHA!! I win! It couldn't guess Karl Donitz, the second (and last) Fuhrer of Nazi Germany! Ok so he only ruled for 10 days, and he didn't rule much of anything since Germany was in chaos... but I still won! ;D

Karl Donitz never was called the Fuhrer, only Reichspresident ;)

This site is great! The only one it could not guess so far with me was Franz I of Austia, so I submitted an extra question.

Edit: Justinian of Byzantium, too.

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Do you give handjobs at stoplights?
wtf ??? lol !!!
Well, there you have it, I was wrong again. I was positive that you were Osama Bin Laden from The Cave! But you are far too clever for a puny computer like me. Now you can go and tell everyone while I sit here and try to put the pieces of my crumbled existence back together.

I chose Gobalopper. Was that cheating ? He is a Dictator, is he not ?  :P

Note: If you add something stupid to our database, we will first erase the entry and then ban you from playing again. No one wants that.

I am in trouble !  ;D

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