Mahdi Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 It looks as though I have taught Mahdi well in the ways of "meh". Now I just need to teach him how to walk without falling into holes...It was raining and wet. I slipped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ordos45 Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 You were pushed! *mumbles* It wasn't my assassin, I swear... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard3000 Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 It was raining and wet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunenewt Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 I wasn't paid enough to give him a broken leg, only a sprained ankle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mahdi Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 That's not what you told me...That's because I lied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard3000 Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 I think I'd be much more inclined to believe your original story, as opposed to "oh, it was teh rain!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mahdi Posted May 26, 2004 Share Posted May 26, 2004 Well, you are gullible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard3000 Posted May 26, 2004 Share Posted May 26, 2004 You're predictable.And it had nothing to do with me believing you; I know better. I instead took your two stories, compared them, and decided your original story fits your character better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mahdi Posted May 26, 2004 Share Posted May 26, 2004 Bull plop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard3000 Posted May 26, 2004 Share Posted May 26, 2004 Now that was just lame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunenewt Posted May 26, 2004 Share Posted May 26, 2004 Watch where you're walking next time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desert_storm Posted May 26, 2004 Share Posted May 26, 2004 Funny stuff. MUST HAVE MORE ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d3m0nger Posted May 28, 2004 Author Share Posted May 28, 2004 BAHA har,<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?--------------------------------------------<ohm> damn<ohm> FUCK<ohm> DAMN<ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up<ohm> FUCK<ohm> i go like this to her<ohm> "i want to suck on your clit"<ohm> FUCK------------------------------------------------<Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?<Indidge> umm....nothing?<Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?<Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/------------------------------------------------<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars<Cthon98> ********* see!<AzureDiamond> hunter2<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******<Cthon98> thats what I see<AzureDiamond> oh, really?<Cthon98> Absolutely<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******<AzureDiamond> awesome!<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.-------------------------------------------------<calin> we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator <ecoli> ew.<ecoli> wait, you "caught" him?<ecoli> like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?<Aero> he doesnt answer*** Quits: calin (No route to host)-------------------------------------------------<Charlesowns> Man i was surfin porn and like "normal" surfin at the same time, so my mom comes in and i quick as hell tab down the porn. So now im looking at a SWAT vest and an Mp5 submachinegun trying to hide the giant penis in my pants. Then all of a sudden this realy gay male voice speaks out realy loud goin "i want to suck your big dick ans swallow your hot sperm" then like 100 popups open up all consisting of hardcore fetish gayporn.<Charlesowns> man my mom started crying and now she thinks im gay... it owns-----------------------------------------------<ZeuS> what games do you people play here<Index> sex games, what are you wearing?ZeuS left chat (Leaving) at 21:46:52.-------------------------------------------------*** Quits: f|ux (6 kills in a row in Unreal Tournament; MonsterKill. In Quake3; Excellent. In Counter-Strike; "Kicked by console")---------------------------------------------<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike<goatboy> what?<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.<goatboy> er?<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.<goatboy> and?<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.<goatboy> ...<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.<goatboy> i dont get it<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.<goatboy> bastard-----------------------------------------------<FM{FF1}> Rizen: I thought you didn't bang chicks, only me.<FM{FF1}> ...men.<FM{FF1}> GOD THAT WAS A BAD TYPO.-------------------------------------------------<Opcode> i was gonna call 911...but i was downloading a file----------------------------------------<glacial> I love school<glacial> Today our term paper due date's set<glacial> Our instructor says that we WILL hand in the paper on time, and she'll accept no excuses except illness, with a note from our doctor, or a death in the immediate family, with a note from the dead member.<glacial> So this wiseass pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?"<glacial> She waits for the laughs to die down and says:<glacial> "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand"------------------------------------------------<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough. :(-------------------------------------------[Conroy_Bumpus]- OH FUCK ME-[Conroy_Bumpus]- I FORGOT TO PICK UP MY 7 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER FROM SOCCER PRACTICE-[Conroy_Bumpus]- 9 HOURS AGO-[Conroy_Bumpus]- HOLY SHIT-[Conroy_Bumpus]- BYE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leo Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 LOL, those are great. ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Leaf Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 Ahahah, the last one is truly hilarious... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lowzeewee Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 The last one....OMG, LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kkbrando Posted May 30, 2004 Share Posted May 30, 2004 LoL That was hilarious... Wanna go camping Doc? lol J/K!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Leaf Posted May 30, 2004 Share Posted May 30, 2004 <Batty> Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c.<zeep> rapc?<Batty> ...<Batty> Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end<zeep> oic<Batty> Though you could also say it's missing an e<zeep> wtf is erap?* Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall<Quijote> WHAT THE FUCK IS THE SHIT IN THE MODERN PRINETRS FUCK WHEN THE COLOR CARTRIDGE LAST A MONTH BUT THE PRINTER NOT EVEN THAT FUCK AND THEN IT SPEAKS FUCK SOME SHIT PORTUGENESE THO I INSTALLED ENGLISH SHITFUCK FUCK AARGH IS IT TOO MUCH ASKED TO PRINT ONE LITTLE PAPER IN WHATEVER COLOUR BUT NO ERROR ERROR DOCUMENTO PUERTO RICO BANANA HOBLA HABLA CHA CHA CHAAAAAA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 This has probably already been seen/posted by a bunch of you...<Artemius> LONDON Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d3m0nger Posted June 1, 2004 Author Share Posted June 1, 2004 lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super-ness Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 COUNTERSTRIKELeep says: it disconnects when i get inLeep says: and sez nothingLeep has come online.Leep has come online.Kal says: exit progs you dont needKal says: like properLeep says: kkKal says: try againLeep has gone offlineKal says:.............Leep has gone offline.Message could not be delivered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d3m0nger Posted June 9, 2004 Author Share Posted June 9, 2004 lol :PHave Fun!<MattV> Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, and F are the letters for bra sizes?<MattV> If you've wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it's about time you were informed!<MattV> A- Almost boobs<MattV> B- Barely there<MattV> C- Can't complain!<MattV> D- Damn!<MattV> DD- Double damn!<MattV> E- Enormous!<MattV> F- Fake.-----------------------------------------------------<sm`gone> getting dressed now<sm`gone> no need to shower, i use linux* EvilGrin submits to bash.org-----------------------------------------------------<Nick> Albert! Say something dirty!<Albert> Bukkake!!<Nick> Agh!! Too Dirty!-----------------------------------------------------garrett8675309: heard you threatened to shoot my girlfriend...imptacular: yeahgarrett8675309: you should get your membership card in 7-10 days-----------------------------------------------------* Quits: crag-- (crag@202.154.72.136) (Dead girls dont say no)* Quits: KiM (KiM@134.115.157.196) (going for a walk :P)<@ShowDowN> that is sick<@ShowDowN> we should ban him next time he comes in<@nekro> yeah, who the hell goes for walks-----------------------------------------------------<pihlopase> Jesus Saves<jbroome> pases to moses, SCOOOOORE-----------------------------------------------------< tcowher> personally I'm annoyed that they can get 11KBps from mars but can't get me a stable 5KBps over 17 miles.-----------------------------------------------------<Sabdo> on one of those speech-to-text programs my friend farted onto the mic.<Sabdo> and it typed out "France"<Sabdo> we were like, wtf?------------------------------------------------------<ikkenai> i don't have hard drives. i just keep 30 chinese teenagers in my basement and force them to memorize numbers------------------------------------------------------<[bAC]Draxon|TWL> "The animals will hear!" bellowed the ear licking penguin as the awesomely endowed midget sucked her oozing charlies and plugged his purple middle leg into her festering cunt. <[bAC]Draxon|TWL> oops<[bAC]Draxon|TWL> wrong window<d|syztem> what the FUCK------------------------------------------------------<@AntiHeiss> friend of mine went to jail last night<@AntiHeiss> he probably isn't getting out for a while<%The_Coolest> y?<+Enyo> why?<%The_Coolest> :O<@AntiHeiss> it was a girl cop, she was pretty cute too<@AntiHeiss> she said anything you say can and will be held against you....he sat there for a while and said 'tits'------------------------------------------------------<DemonEater> wtf<DemonEater> ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship<DemonEater> who the hell watches jump rope competiti--- ooh bouncy------------------------------------------------------oooohhh i'll be out in a second dad 8=w=D 8w==D 8=w=D 8==wD ~ ~ ~ ahh------------------------------------------------------<Graeme> yeah, don't be nasty. my grandad died in a concentration camp......!<Graeme> he fell out a guard tower. broke his neck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leo Posted June 9, 2004 Share Posted June 9, 2004 LOLgood ones. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andoreion Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 Pretty good ;D By the way, does anyone know what happened to Bash.org? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Leaf Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 Nothing? It works fine for me. http://www.bash.org Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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