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The poll of silly.


Cyborg

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Ok, to broaden the prerequisites a little, you need only to fulfill one of the following criteria:

* Have long, curly hair

* Have an afro

* Be mildly insane(BEING insane is not allowed)

* Don't be a slacker on spelling

* Love me(Or, as everyone does that, this criteria is not in the list anymore)

* Never break things when drunk(only losers do that)

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Updated list of what you prerequisites.(Remember that only one needs to be fulfilled)

* Have long hair

* have curly hair

* Have an afro

* Be mildly insane(BEING insane is not allowed)

* Be careful about spelling

* Have a 19" non-flat crt monitor as your main monitor

* Never break things when drunk(only losers do that)

* Hate most skaters' attitude

* Mow extremely sloped lawns once in a while

* Be lazy(if possible, the sloth king of your neighbourhood)

* Want a dog(which means you don't have one. You must want a small dog, not a big one)

* Wear glasses

* Love chocolate milk(made of powder. Only loving ready-made is terribly illegal! In fact, if you don't like chocolate milk, you have to fulfill FIVE other items in the list)

* Listen to music more than four hours on average per day

* Have more than 80% of your CDs outside of their cover

* Like the TCI Ergoforce keyboard

* Have an impressingly untidy room

* Have obtained more than 50% of your software illegally

* Actively demonstrating against discrimination of people with an afro

* Never hit girls

That would be the new list.

The list will grow! And I hope the amount of members will also do that!

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I fulfill these:

* Have long hair

* Be careful about spelling

* Hate most skaters' attitude

* Be lazy(if possible, the sloth king of your neighbourhood)

* Want a dog(which means you don't have one. You must want a small dog, not a big one)

* Wear glasses

* Love chocolate milk made of powder.

* Listen to music more than four hours on average per day

* Have more than 80% of your CDs outside of their cover

* Have an impressingly untidy room

* Never hit girls

:D

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